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Brooke

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Please notice the following: The Periodic Table The Phone Book....You grow up, you work half a century, you get a golden handshake, you rest a couple of years and youre dead. And the only thing that makes that crazy ride worthwhile is Did I enjoy it? What did I learn? What was the point? Thats where I come in. Youve seen how I react to people, make them feel good, make them think that anythings possible. If I make them laugh along the way, sue me. And I dont do it so they turn round and go Thank you David for the opportunity, thank you for the wisdom, thank you for the laughs. I do it so, one day, someone will go There goes David Brent. I must remember to thank him

My Interests

Rubbing my tummy, Sitting in Grass, Crayons, Drinking rum, 1920, Bad Art Functions, New Orleans Trashy Diva,Ugly Dolls,Playing with little bits of paper, Quinner,Smiling, Being Honest, Taking Pictures, Pressing Random Buttonshyfdfnjhfbvdgbedfrgvbjnknksalfbkbgmxcv nxcbvnkmdsbfkjgbdfgkjxbckgv.bxjgk

I'd like to meet:

Fiona Apple or Sheila Nicholls

Music:

Gross Depressed Girly Music....Fiona Apple,Amos, Defranco....Franky Sinatra, Tilt, Zjan, oh and dont forget Paul Simon 50 ways to leave you lover, Jack Johnson....Because its as simple as something that nobody knows, Sheila Nicholls, Apartment, Zappa, Joan Jett, Sex Pistols,Tracy Chapman,Matisyahu, The Killers, Panic at the Disco, Flogging Molly, Dropkicks,Regina Spektor,RAm JAm,Stones,Augusta, Bobby Darin, Allman Bros I am bi polar when it comes to music...oh and Sunspire

Movies:

Strangers with Candy, Super Troopers,BLACK SNAKE MOAN, American Beauty, Fight Club, Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, Family Guy Movie, Thank you for smoking,Eternal Sunshine, Swingers,Don't tell mom the babysitters dead, But seriously without looking at my collection this is hard......Karate Kid.....Oh and in case you missed it the first time BLACK SNAKE MOAN CRAZY CRACKER!

Television:

THE OFFICE THE OFFICE THE OFFICE......Weeds, Californication,Family Guy, Aqua Teen oh Arrested Development, Venture Bros,Pete and Pete JOE ROCKS!

Books:

The Giving Tree, Fight Club, Disco Blood Bath, The Orchid Theif, Haunted, Clockwork Orange, Interview, and the little books with instructions they give you on aircrafts

Heroes:

Quinners, Abby Hoffman because **** um,Patton Oswalt and Stella D'ora Breakfast Treats,Brock Sampson,The Monarch Because I made Pizza Rolls!

My Blog

The fine Community of Hammond

I want to take this time to tell my close friends how grateful I am. You really are all quite beautiful and my time back was well spent with close friends who are so dear to me. I most enjoyed the fol...
Posted by Brooke on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:00:00 PST

You wacky Italian Catholics...

Sometimes holidays are created for certain people. Martin Luther King Day was clearly created for Spike Lee to wallow in self loathing, St. Patrick’s Day began because of Scott Kennedy, Earth d...
Posted by Brooke on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:04:00 PST

Maxwell Street

Life is so ridiculous right now. Not like ridiculous funny, or ridiculous bad, its just stupid bizarr. Everything is going great, don't get me wrong. We have a new puppy and advertising is going beaut...
Posted by Brooke on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:43:00 PST

My Winter Wonderland

This Christmas/New Years combo was SO WONDERFUL. The following took place: 1. Lots of time with Tyler and Barb who are my favorites 2. Lots of cooking 3. Tylers Glug 4.Beer pong with Da...
Posted by Brooke on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:55:00 PST

YOUR NOT ALONE

For a VERY long time I have had this memory I couldn't explain. In my mind there was a school bus big, and yellow filled with cartoon animals who came to your house and delievered books to your door. ...
Posted by Brooke on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:47:00 PST

If you wake up at a different time,in a different place,could you wake up as a different person

I swear the longer I play at life the better I get. I am feeling very optimistic today. For a long time I didn't give myself a fair chance, but as it goes by I understand more and more the speedbumps ...
Posted by Brooke on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 08:28:00 PST

Sarasota

We are off to Sarasota and I am SO excited. We are going to have oodles of fun...See you guys when we get home!
Posted by Brooke on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST

Free tickets to Flogging Molly ..um yes please I'll have TWO thank you

Just in case this week couldn't get better we went to Flogging Molly and it was increadable, but more important the #1 Song on the top charts on the day I was born was EYE OF THE TIGER...I WIN....THIS...
Posted by Brooke on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:40:00 PST

Lies, Betrayals,Bitches, and Swiss Cake Rolls: A history of drama

As Quinn and I dodge the urine holes and badly dressed midleaged women who have decieved themselves into believing that Learner New York has anything sexy ,that doesn't make you look like a substitue ...
Posted by Brooke on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:14:00 PST

Truths of a mad mans mind

You must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you. In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five yea...
Posted by Brooke on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:21:00 PST