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WELCOME TO MY WORLD! IF AT ANY POINT DURING THE RIDE YOU FEEL SICK OR FEINT PLEASE USE THE EXITS SITUATED AT THE TOP LEFT OF YOUR NAVIGATION MENU. PLEASE BE SURE TO KEEP ALL LIMBS INSIDE THE BROWSER WHILST IN MOTION. FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY MAY BE USED AT ANY TIME ALONG WITH STROBE LIGHTINGDon't be scared, it's just a nightmare the likes of which you have never seen. Hey, i am Mick, Mike or Michael depeding on which group of friends i am with. I play rugby and cricket now and again and support the great and glorious Manchester United. I live in a sleepy borough called Saddleworth where the beer is cheap and the folks are strange and we all like to chase sheep and go cow tipping at the weekends. Ocassionally we hire out a tour bus and we go and scare randomn people from the rest of the country, those poor unsuspecting folk. WE DON'T LIKE NEW ROAD. Have you ever wondered like me if you are actually just a part of something like the Trueman show? I mean please someone please explain to me how life can be so monotomous otherwise. If you are an old friend and you have continued reading this i am suprised, you know that my idea of fun would be to waste your time in making you read this pointless drivel, and if you are a new friend this is what you get from me! Did you know that the Disney corporation have the fifth biggest naval fleet in the world, so that is bigger than 99% of all the worlds countries... now is it just me or does that seem a little strange. Oh and fuck George W Bush and his hipocrasy, i mean really how has a man that is sooooo intellectually challenged become the ruler of the rather foolishly named "free world" ? I mean i have seen monkey's with more of a clue. I think we should all be allowed to throw rocks at him. And if this world is so free why is it that America can have, and be the only nation to use on populated land, nuclear weapons? Surely we should all be scrambling to dissarm this intelectually challenged primate before he does something stupid and blows every one of us up. Sorry to all his supporters out there but he is dragging ither nations into his personal vendetta against the human race and getting more ridiculous and more war crazed by the day. Fuck Bush!! Fuck him, and fuck Tony Blair too if he is stupid enough to go along with this moron. If anyone had read this then thanks!!!! Oh and i love stilton cheese. Mick
AND JUST TO MAKE THIS ABSOLUTELY CLEAR TO EVERYONE I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST ALL OUR GIRLS AND GUYS OUT IN IRAQ DOING THEIR JOB. IT IS NOT YOUR CHOICE TO BE THERE AND I HAVE NO VENDETTA AGAINST YOU. THIS IS NOT A SLUR ON WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND NOT A SLUR ON YOUR LOYALTY AND BRAVERY! Ok so now i have that off my chest you may continue into my world. Please be aware though that safety helmets must be worn a all times!