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About Me

Mostly, I'm a goober. I love to laugh hard, to tell off-color jokes, to cuddle with my doggie and my (soon to be) hubby. I love good books that change my perception of the world. I hate narrow-mindedness. I also think that stupidity should be a crime. I love to learn. I embrace my nerdiness as well as my inner (well, most of the time outer) party-girl. I am intensely loyal to those I love. I hate rudeness, people who cut you off on the interstate, and back-stabbers. If you don't like someone just don't like them. Don't pretend. I hate fake. I love genuine people. I love goofiness, bad jokes, and off-key singing in the car. I love karaoke. I love having my hair washed at the salon. I love holding hands and hugging. I love mascara, I don't wear it enough. I love mac and cheese, beer, asparagus, steaks, and spinach. I love the rain. I love a chilly day that makes you want to stay in and build a fire. I love the humid nights in the summer when the moment you walk outside you feel all dewy (sweaty said prettily).I love taking naps on rainy days. I love blankets and blue jeans and heels. I hate shaving my legs all flamingo style in the shower only to find out that I missed a spot. I love kids in all of their constant amazement with things that we just look at as normal or don't even notice at all. I love champagne, even cheap champagne helped out with cranberry juice. I love my best friend. I hate that she lives four hours away. I even love my crazy, it makes me who I am. I love the fact that I've learned to be my own measuring stick rather than constantly comparing myself to others. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to look like Fergie or Angelina Jolie, but they don't have curly red hair or dimples. I love my life. I love my parents and even my brother... teehee Brian. And if you're on my friend list there's a good chance that I love you too!I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
You Are Lightning
Beautiful yet dangerous
People will stop and watch you when you appear
Even though you're capable of random violence
You are best known for: your power
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My Interests

MUSIC, reading, writing, napping, booze trivia, playing with Stella, goofing around on MySpace, making jewelry, talking and listening
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?

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I'd like to meet:

Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Daniel Quinn, Tori Amos, Patty Griffin

Music:

Tori Amos, The Sundays, Patty Griffin, Eva Cassiday, Flyleaf, Frente!, Fleming & John, Etta James, Kent, Keane, R.E.M., Fiona Apple, Anna Nalik, Damien Rice. There are so many more but those are the ones I listen to most.

Movies:

Vanilla Sky, Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Freeway, Momento, Boondock Saints

Television:

The Shield, Grey's Anatomy, and shamefully... Deal or No Deal

Books:

Ishmael, The Story of B, Breakfast of Champions, Fight Club (yes, it was a book first), Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Their Eyes Were Watching God, and a whole bunch more!!

Heroes:

My Mom and Dad

My Blog

Reflections

Getting closer and closer to our wedding day, I find myself looking back more and more... I remember lessons that I learned the hard way... that's most of them I think about sitting on the side porch,...
Posted by alice on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 01:51:00 PST

Just call me Guinness

So here I am, on St. Pat's, having a Guinness and I realized how much I have in common with this wonderful beer. Read on and tell me if you agree... It's dark but beautiful... (In respect to mood, not...
Posted by alice on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 06:36:00 PST

I'm always so negative... Here's something for my friends that's not so poo.

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Posted by alice on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

If you want to be offed, here's how.

I have had it with chain letters. My friend, Anna, posted a bulletin that I am forwarding. It is not a chain letter. I hate them, no, I abhor them. Her friend is much more well spoken on the topic tha...
Posted by alice on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 06:28:00 PST

Wahoo! I'm not a redneck!

This is what you do on your 4th day off from having oral surgery... You find out that you are not a redneck. Just someone with absolutely no life. Your Linguistic Profile: 65% General American Englis...
Posted by alice on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:47:00 PST

eBay... a necessary evil

I was, before last week, an absolute and unconditional fan of eBay. You can buy clothes, movies, cars, whatever and be reasonably sure that you had a package coming... Wahoo! You could even sell stuff...
Posted by alice on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

Whatever you do, avoid puddles at work

Why is it so funny when someone falls down? And not in the least bit when its you? This is a true story... Maybe you won't laugh next time (who am I kidding? I know all of you guys and now you'll prob...
Posted by alice on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:30:00 PST

If I weren't gushing before....

It's official.... I have become one of those brides-to-be that gushes. Its gross really but I found my wedding dress and now I'm officially a gusher. And we've set a date... April 14th, 2007. Not tom...
Posted by alice on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:34:00 PST