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Barbara

We're all Pavlov's dogs...

About Me

I live in a glasshouse AND I throw stones.

My Interests

Feminists, Literature, Feminist Literature, Air Hockey, Happy Hour, Wine, Hemping, Games, Winning, Owen, the hippy skirt, painting if the mood suits me, grammatical correctness

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't stupid. Seriously

Music:

Ani, Patty Griffin, Neko Case, Regina Spektor, Tegan and Sara, Melissa Ferrick, Sarah, The Indigo Girls, The be Good Tanyas, Johnny Cash, The Band, Lynard Skynard, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, The Steve Miller Band, Tracy Chapman, Cat Stevens, Simon and Garfunkel, Elton John, Norah Jones, Pink Floyd, Billy Joel, Nina Simone, Steely Dan, The Postal Service, Fleetwood Mac, Bob Marley, Ella Fitzgerald, Billy Holiday, The Allman Brothers, Alanis, Cat Power, The Foo fighters, Coldplay, DMB, Heart, Pat Benatar, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Jack Johnson, Rilo Kiley, Rufus Wainright, Snow Patrol, Violent Femmes, etc etc

Television:

I don't have cable. On purpose.

Books:

Madame Bovary, Dworkin, Rich, James Baldwin, O'Connor, Winterson, And the Pirate Books!

Heroes:

I don't believe in them.

My Blog

FINALLY! Ecuador photos!

You can all shut up now! Here. http://www.flickr.com/gp/8580892@N06/0ywrjX
Posted by Barbara on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:53:00 PST

Can I get a SARS mask?

Owen has unusually smelly poos and poofs these days.It's more so the frequency that concerns me.Everyday when I walk in the room, expecting this day to be different than the last, I think "Certainly O...
Posted by Barbara on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 05:11:00 PST

Dilate

I know it is awfully trite to post lyrics in a blog, and mostly because of the fact that I steadily approach my 1/4 century. Then again, I suppose its a little silly to blog (conceptually and actually...
Posted by Barbara on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 12:57:00 PST

Status message poetry

Existentialist Monday. I fear bill pullman. wandering around.   smoke a bowl, float in the pool.. life is good....
Posted by Barbara on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

You don't even know what a rockabilly is?

My T-9 loves the word "Ennui". I think that's very telling.
Posted by Barbara on Sat, 05 May 2007 01:51:00 PST

Stop making sense

"Life is a b movieit's stupid and it's strangea directionless storyand the dialogue is lamebut in the he said she saidsometimes there's some poetryif you turn your back long enoughand let it happen na...
Posted by Barbara on Tue, 01 May 2007 09:03:00 PST

Call me Reverend Barbara

No seriously. I am now Reverend Barbara Anne Hubert of the Universal Life Church Ministry! Who has a baby to baptize?
Posted by Barbara on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

How to be Dead

Please don't go crazy, if I tell you the truth No you don't know what happened And you never will if You don't listen to me while I talk to the wall This blanket is freezing, it's been out in the hal...
Posted by Barbara on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:57:00 PST

Check your pulse

Check your pulse. Is it beating? Put a little mirror under your nose.. Are you still breathing? Ok, then I probably hate you today.. That's all.  ...
Posted by Barbara on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

Haiku

Haiku's are my new therapy.   Sweat of ruddy cheeks Wiped away; Her paltry hand Drips rum and dispair
Posted by Barbara on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:08:00 PST