the launcher |
i woke up this morning at 7am. out of the ordinary, definitely; the
real problem was not the clock, however, but the shocking twisting in
my guts. inside me it felt like a boxer testing a new heavy ...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:06:00 GMT |
your kung fu is no good here |
i just got a lecture on how boxing isn't a real martial art and it's
so simple and anyone who takes boxing is getting ripped off by these
"trainers" (he did fingers quotes around "trainers" because ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Sep 2009 01:58:00 GMT |
frontin' ass bitches |
i wake up to my phone ringing this morning, which doesn't usually
happen for a variety of reasons including i frequently have headphones in
and i've never really been a phone person so people don't ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 20:44:00 GMT |
I was Just Accosted by a Bard |
I was walking back from the local smoothie store with my ipod on when I
noticed a frantic flashing hand attached to a large gent with giant
muttonchops. Being as I heartily endorse that sort of faci...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:57:00 GMT |
Another Winnipeg/Girl/Poop Story |
I went to a "cheesecake party" once when I lived in Winnipeg because there was a girl there I was trying to put the mack on, unfortunately forgetting that I am totally incapable of macking on anything...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:38:00 GMT |
Bad Hummus Brings Out Bad Nature |
When I was a younger fellow living in Winnipeg, I was seeing this girl who cooked frequently, but rarely well. I had a habit of touching up the spices once I had mine served, which she thought was im...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:16:00 GMT |
An In-Depth Analysis of Woman Problems |
I propose that every woman on Earth’s emotional problems stem from Leonardo di Caprio dying in crappy movies.Allow me to explain. 1. Women are fragile creatures, quick to sob at a film adaption...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:25:00 GMT |
Movies (updated 13 Mar) |
I watch movies. Here’s some. Blog Spoiler: There’s spoilers.Save the Last Dance - 3/10White girl Sarah’s (Julia Stiles) mom dies while Sarah is ballet dancing. Sarah is then force...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:30:00 GMT |
Scenes From "R. Kelly Receives a Visit From That Po-lice" |
R Kelly: Sorry you had to come down here for this officer, I do believe she tweakin.You see Officer, the only thing I was trying to extablish with her was not WHO was right or wrong, but in fact, WHAT...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:42:00 GMT |
I Always Thought Winsome Was A Nice Name |
Yesterday at the lunch store this dad and kid are in line ahead of me ordering lattes. The girl at the counter asks if they want dairy or soy milk and the dad gets a bit huffy and says "uh, real milk...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:00:00 GMT |
