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Jon

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About Me

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My name is Jon. I am a wannabe fighter, who spends way too much time in the gym with sweaty guys. I am also currently writing a book on my life story. This book will hopefully inspire other people to punch each other and spend more time in the gym with sweaty guys. In all seriousness, my story is still and the making, and it is based on the twists and turns of my journey through life. It has not been easy. I am a thinker, someone who questions himself and believes that a man must find it within himself to find out what makes him a man.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oh, and I have nice teeth and shoes too. Here are what the critics say:

"Jon taught me everything I know about my looks and women."

-Ashton Kutcher

"Jon is the sexiest man alive. He defines manhood."
-Britney Spears

"Jon is the sharpest non Korean ever. Why don't more Korean women marry him and give them there entire inherritance?"

- Kang Ta, lead singer of Korean "boy band" H.O.T.

"Jon thanks for the tips on my voice and teaching me how to sing! No wonder all South American want you!"

-Enrique Iglesias

"Thank you, Jon. You are an example of manliness and perfection for all America. Thank you for perventing nuclear war. Come by and see Bill and I"
-Hillary Clinton

"Jon, how many times have I told you to chew your food slowly."

- Mom

My Blog

Rebuttal and Summer of 97’

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  The following is a factual account. It is a real story, and it is mine to tell. It is also part message written to one p...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:13:00 GMT

Off the wings of liberation.....almost

If you read my last blog, "on the wings of liberation" the irony will just kick you in the ass. What a joke! Here it is 10 years fuckin later, and I finally get some semblance of victory again....just...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 11:09:00 GMT

On the wings of liberation.......almost

This is not yet proofread: ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  It gives me so much great pleasure to have arrived at this point. I still have miles to go, b...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:40:00 GMT

"The Road to Redemption"

The Road to Redemption ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  So here we are again! It's just another cliché in my life again. About 5 weeks ago I cracked my r...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:16:00 GMT

Two Kids, Two men

Fight tomorow night......boxing.....thought I'd write this. Like everything I write, its corny, overly dramatic, and mine.   Two kids Opposite sides of the street Opposite sides of the neighborho...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 19:31:00 GMT

The "Balboa" Effect (Long)

I just saw Rocky VI (AKA "Rocky Balboa") for the second time. I did something very special. In the summer of 1982, my mother took me to see the movie Rocky III. It literally changed my life forever. I...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 14:27:00 GMT

That glorious feeling/Are rear naked choke's better than a blow job?

Long time no blog, right? I know. I really do wonder who reads this stuff. I know my counter tells me that a lot of people do. So if you would be so kind, make yourself identified, I'd love to know wh...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 13:11:00 GMT

Aby Dhabi the Aftermath

THIS GOT ALOT LONGER!   Wow! What an experience! This experience is so typically Jon Kleineman, I can't even begin to tell you. Good or bad, my life always seems to take the course of some advent...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 06:55:00 GMT

Abu Dhabi

Well, tomorrow I go into a battle once again. The North Eastern Abu Dhabi Trials! Tomoroow I will set foot in the most unprestigous division of the most prestigous grappling tournament in the whole wo...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:36:00 GMT

The stupidest fight...

For those of you who don't know me, I am a person who stands by his moral convictions. At least, I like to think so. Granted, I have wavered over the years, but I still stand by what I believe in. Thi...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 07:51:00 GMT