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I love you with all of my heart. We've been through so much which has only made us grow closer. Six years so far and many many years to come. You are my one, my only. You satisfy me to the fullest. I am sad when I leave the house without you, miss you the entire time I am gone and anxiously waiting to come home. You mean the world to me. I can't even put it into words how I feel. This just doesn't say it. You have stuck by my side when I needed you and I know without a doubt that nobody will come in between us again. That's all in the past now. Now we can move on to the future knowing that what we really want is each other. You are my heart, my soul, and my life. None of those skank ass whores will come between us!!!! Baby I love you!!In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."
The mom ent turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
Everything You Wanna Know About Me by madhatter
The basics
First name:: Kylicia
Middle name:: Jaine
Last name:: Page
Age:: 24
Date of birth:: 5/27/1982
Hair colour:: Blonde
Eye colour:: Blue
Height:: 5' something
Weight:: If I told you I'd have to kill you
Any Tattoos?:: Hell yeah!! 5
Any Peircings?:: tongue and ears
Siblings?:: two brothers
Pets?:: Leigh
Shoe size:: 10
Parents still married?:: nope - both remarried
What are you listening to right now?:: the suond of the fish tank
Your favorite.....
Non-Alcoholic drink:: Crisp Clean water
Alcoholic drink:: busch
Type of food:: Mexican
Meal/Food dish:: Homemade Mac&Cheese
Dessert:: hmm - ice cream
Shampoo & Conditioner:: V05
Toothpaste:: CloseUp
Salad dressing:: Thousand Island
Ice cream:: MANY favs
Fast food establishment:: Taco Bell
Colour:: Purple
Season:: Summer
Holiday:: Christmas
Perfume/Cologne:: natural nasty stench - ha ha - I have Cotton Candy - really yummy - but I love Tommy too
Video Game:: When I was a kid - Mario
T.V. show:: Gilmore Girls
Article of clothing:: Anything that makes me look skinnier
Book:: equestrian
Children's Book:: ha ha - too many
Candy:: Twix
Chocolate:: caramel
Car:: Honda baby!!!!
Time of day:: Late morning
Day of the week:: When ever I have off
Song at the moment:: too many
Band/artist:: too many
Subject in school:: not in school - but it was math
Movie:: LOTS
Anime show:: who knows
Celebrity:: who cares
The last.....
Movie you watched:: X-Files
Magazine you looked at:: AXL
Thing you ate:: chicken
Book you read:: dont remember
T.v. show you watched:: X-Files
Time you cried:: a few days ago when I dropped Katelyne off at kindergarten and they told me I couldnt go in
Drink you drank:: water
Do You.......
Store things under your bed:: no room - it's a waterbed
Daydream:: yep
Have a computer at home:: hell yeah
Have a good luck charm:: nope
Collect anything:: horse stuff, frog stuff
Brush your teeth daily:: hell yeah
Brush your hair daily:: hell yeah
Shower daily:: hell yeah
Sing:: when nobody can hear
Dance:: when nobody can see
Get drunk:: rarely I have responsibilities now ya know
Read books:: not often
Listen to music a lot:: hell yeah
Read magazines:: not often
Have an iPod:: nope
Want an iPod:: nope
Play an instrument:: usta play sax and flute
Watch TV:: yeppers
Listen to the radio:: yeppers
Still use your CD player:: hell yeah
Stalk people:: only those I hate
Think your attractive:: if I lose 5,000 lbs then I would be
Like thunderstorms:: yeppers
Smoke:: yep
Do drugs:: nope
Drink:: rarely
Want to get married:: yep
Want to have kids:: have one
Get sea sick:: no but I get car sick if I am not in the front for long drives
Get car sick:: read above - ha ha
Get along with your parents:: yep
Sleep with the T.V. on:: sometimes - if I dont wake up to turn it off - and that's if I fell asleep with it on to begin with
Have a T.V. in your bedroom:: yep
Work:: yep
have a crush on someone:: my man
Would you _____ for $?
Kill:: nope
Have sex:: nope
Slap a blind dude:: nope
Get a sex change:: nope
Go streaking:: maybe
Kiss the same gender:: maybe
Walk around all day with your fly wide open:: probably
French kiss a dog:: ha ha
In a boyfriend/girlfriend
Hair color:: blonde
Eye color:: blue
Tattoos:: some
Piercings:: some
Favorite Music:: same as mine
Body type:: some muscle - but not too much
Personality or looks:: personality
Do you go on "Pity Dates":: no
Does size matter:: depends on size of WHAT
Do they have to be popular:: nope
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around:: doesnt matter
Kiss on the first date:: depends on the circumstances
Sex on the first date:: probably NOT
How many.....
pets:: Leigh
earings:: dunno
DVDs:: a lot
shirts:: too many
jeans:: not too many believe it or not
shoes:: ha ha - have you seen my hallway/room
Random Questions
Biggest fear:: death
Are you a virgin?:: hell no I have a kid
Early bird or night owl?:: early bird
Have you ever stayed up all night?:: yep
Have you ever been stabbed/shot?:: nope
Have you ever broken any bones?:: nope
Have you ever beat someone up?:: almost beat the shit out of lindsay sackett - but her boyfriend convinced me not to
Have you ever stolen from your friends?:: not that I recall
Have you ever been kicked out of a store?:: ha ha - yeah
Have you ever stolen from a store?:: see above
Pepsi or Coke:: pepsi
MCDonalds or Burger King:: mcdonalds
Chocolate or Vanilla:: chocolate baby!!
Future Job:: dunno
Favorite Sport:: horseback riding
Are you scared of the dark:: not really
Fruit or Vegetable:: fruit
Short or Long Hair:: long
Best Friend:: Rachel, Samantha, Nikki, Jenny, Rick, Shawn - - I'm sorry if I left someone out - but I think that pretty much lists my entire friend lists. My best friends are people I trust - and I dont trust many people now a days
Weirdest Friend:: Nikki
What would you like to get pierced?:: my belly button again - - if I ever get skinny
Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?:: HELL NO - that is just down right WRONG
Have you ever turned down a dare?:: probably
Have you ever kissed a boy on the lips?:: ummm yeah
Own a stuffed animal?:: yeppers
have u ever danced in a public place?:: probably not - unless I was drunk
What subjects do you do at school?:: not in school
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BASiC iNF0
name: Kylicia
nicknames: KyKy
age: 24
birthday: May 27, 1982
location: Wavelry, NY
school/grade: Graduated in 2000
backgrounds: hmm...
siblings: Matt and Micah
straight/bi/gay: straight
job: teaching horseback riding lessons
APPEARANCE
hair color: blonde
eye color: blue
height: 5 something
ethnicity: white
label: huh?
look like a celeb: nope
dye your hair: nope
have bangs: nope
have braces: nope
wear glasses: supposed to
wear contacts: nope
piercings: tongue
tattoos: tons
favorites
color: purple
movie: lots
tv show: too many - read my profile
animal: horse
food: mexican
drink: thirst quenching
alcoholic drink: beer
car: honda civic
day of the week: any that I dont work
season: summer
song: too many
sport: horseback riding
radio station: 94 rock
resturant: chinese buffet
teacher: Mr. Conklin
class: Math
holiday: Christmas
quote: who knows
book: who knows
magazine: Riding Instructor
flower: hmm...
memory: too many
tv channel: Court Tv
LAST
person you hugged: Katelyne
person you kissed: Leigh
thing you said: "I love you"
thing you ate: chicken sandwich
imed: mom
texted: who knows
you called: eva
called you: leigh
person you saw: Katelyne
you have a long convo with: NIKKI
FRiENDS
prettiest: Tiff
stupidest: Tiff
smartest: Nikki is getting there!!
best house: Andi
best car: mine
best parents: mine
loudest: Shawn
funniest: Heather
craziest: Tiff
most shy: depends
always has a boyfriend/girlfriend: Tiff
always has parties: I'm outta the loop
best girl friend: Rachel
best guy friend: Leigh
known the longest: Julie
known the shortest: Heather
look up to the most: Lots of people
opinionated: Shawn
athletic: hmmm...
most likely to pass out drunk: ha ha
to go streaking: Tiff
become a cop: Wade
become famous: Katelyne
kill someone: Leigh
try to take over the world: Nikki
THiS 0R THAT
summer or winter: Summer
dog or cat: Cat
pepsi or coke: Pepsi
cellphone or ipod: Cell
ocean or pool: Ocean
black or white: White
chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
flowers or candy: Flowers
rock or rap: Rock
tv or movie: Movie
aim or myspace: Myspace
stars or hearts: Hearts
bracelet or necklace: Bracelet
gold or silver: Gold
brunette or blonde: Blonde
kisses or hugs: Kisses include hugs
pen or pencil: pen
lb or oc: huh?
iN THE PAST MONTH
drank: nope
smoked: yep
failed a test: nope
had sex: yep
been home alone: yep
stayed home from school: na
been to the mall: yep
bought a book: nope
been to a show/concert: nope
yelled at someone: yep
got into a fight/argument: yep
cried to a friend: yep
told the truth: yep
told a lie: yep
been out of state: yep
iN Y0UR R00M
tv: yep
your own phone: yep
your own phone line: nope
vcr: yep
dvd player: yep
radio: yep
computer: not yet
posters: nope
of what?: na
pictures: yep
of who?: Katelyne and Megan
RELATi0NSHiPS
taken or single: Taken
got a crush: my man
name pleaseee: Leigh
how far have you gone: ha ha - we have a kid
how far do you want to go: rest of our lives
last person you said i love you to: Leigh
C0UNTD0WN
10 PE0PLE WH0 MEAN A L0T T0 Y0U
1::: Leigh
2::: Katelyne
3::: Rachel
4::: Nikki
5::: Sam
6::: Matt
7::: Micah
8::: Mom
9::: Dad
10::: Ed
9 THiNGS Y0U L0VE
1::: Leigh
2::: Katelyne
3::: horses
4::: horseback riding
5::: teaching
6::: spending time with Katelyne
7::: spending time with Leigh
8::: spending time with my family
9::: myself
8 THiNGS Y0U HATE
1::: lindsay
2::: tabitha
3::: lindsay
4::: lindsay
5::: lindsay
6::: lindsay
7::: crystal
8::: any other home wrecking whore out there
7 THiNGS Y0U CAN'T LIVE WiTH0UT
1::: clothes
2::: food
3::: cigs
4::: Katelyne
5::: horses
6::: my bed
7::: computer
6 THiNGS Y0U'RE WEARiNG RiGHT N0W
1::: shirt
2::: shoes
3::: socks
4::: pants
5::: hair tie
6::: underwear
5 THiNGS Y0U'D RATHER BE D0iNG
1::: going to the barn
2::: cleaning
3::: taking a shower
4::: painting my nails
5::: going to walmart
4 0F Y0UR FAV0RiTE ST0RES
1::: walmart
2::: walmart
3::: walmart
4::: walmart
3 THiNGS Y0U'D TAKE T0 A DESSERTED iSLAND
1::: shirt
2::: shorts
3::: underwear
2 0F Y0UR FAV0RiTE THiNGS
1::: leigh
2::: katelyne
1 PERS0N Y0U MiSS RiGHT N0W
1::: leigh - the real leigh
DiD Y0U...
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lie about anything: nope
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Name: Kylicia
Birthday: May 27 1982
Birthplace: Elmira
Current Location: Waverly
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: hmmmm - average
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: hmmm
The Shoes You Wore Today: sandals - ha ha - and it's December
Your Weakness: Leigh
Your Fears: Leigh
Your Perfect Pizza: oohhh
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit smoking/lose weight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where's Katelyne?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: depends on if i have to work the next day
Your Most Missed Memory: high school
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: mikky dees
Single or Group Dates: single is needed - but group is fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: no tea yuk
Chocolate or Vanilla: depends on my mood - and how rich the chocolate is
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee baby!!!
Do you Smoke: uh huh
Do you Swear: uh huh
Do you Sing: not where anybody can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes - ha ha (jk)
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: yep
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: if I'm not sitting in the front seat I get car sick on long trips
Do you think you are Attractive: depends
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: yep
Do you play an Instrument: usta play sax - quit - then flute - quit
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: yep
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not really - but every day is a date when you live with the man of your dreams right?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ummm YEAH
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: definitely - who hasnt
Ever been called a Tease: yeppers
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yep
How do you want to Die: oooollllddd lady
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: bookkeeper/accountant
What country would you most like to Visit: dunno - but I'd like to get out
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue/green/hazel
Favourite Hair Color: blonde/dirty blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesnt matter
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: too many - how many aren't scratched? like two
Number of Piercings: tongue, ears
Number of Tattoos: butterfly on foot, horse on ankle, frog on other ankle, rose with Katelyne's name in it on shoulder, and horse on thigh
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ha ha ha - nothing would be taken back because I learn from my mistakes but there were many mistakes I've made in the past
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The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
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Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide? You will hang yourself
How many tries will it take? 77
When will you commit suicide? August 14, 2044
What will your suicide note say? "this is to dying in another's arms and why i had to try it.."
Why'd You Commit Suicide? by Caity_1606288
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Because.... Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Dumped You
How....? Fell off a Horse and was Stomped To DEATH
How Many Daisies Did you Push up?? 90
Level of Suicide Creativity 83%
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... sparkle like the stars
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... beautiful
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... one of a kind
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