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About Me

In the words of the immortal Hunter S. Thompson...
"There's not much left except T.V. and relentless masturbation"
***About Me***
Konichiwa bitches!
My name is Skitlez(Pronounced like the yummy candy) or Charles (Eh Skitlez is wayyyyy cooler. Right?!)
I'm the flyest white kid ever (Yes this verified)
I'm 100% Straight Edge
I used to have a long "About Me" but this is so much simpler
I got a bunny named Stormy and a dog named Ji
I am very logical and have no time for superstitions, paranormal, or otherworldly theories
I live by the short phrase "No Soap Radio". It means absolutely nothing. I think it's funny.
Old school video games are a love of mine. I can murder anyone at Pac-Man or Super Mario 1 or 3. 2 was...weird...
I like fashion, music, movies, sports, reading and generally being a know-it-all
I have a major sneaker addiction
I write poetry and songs frequently. I'm a sucker for a well written love poem
Anything I have to say is probably on my blog...
I'm very anal about grammar
I just said "anal"...heh
I'm obsessed with people who don't give a fuck and do whatever/say whatever they want i.e. Hunter S. Thompson, George Carlin, Andy Warhol, Quentin Tarantino, Kanye West, and some others
I play guitar and [try to] sing. I also make the occasional hip-hop beat
Purple is my favorite color. Then pink, black, and white. Purple and pink are horrible together though
Finally, I enjoy the simple things in life. I don't need some amazing master plan or bigger purpose to live. I'm content smelling the roses and being entertained by the people of earth
Message me to say hi. I love talking
Peace kids.
***YO!***
***I love her with every flower that I ever took apart <3 05/18/06***
How did I get the name Skitlez? My friend Britney coined it in 7th grade from a pair of trademark rainbow socks that I wore, which I got from my friend TJ.
RIP LIL CHRIS

My Interests

If you read the "About Me" section this part shouldn't be rocket science, but then again, reading these days is overrated. Do you really want me to make a whole list? That'd be really trivial.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

MY TOP FIVE ALBUMS:
1. "Lucy Ford EP" - Atmosphere
2. "...And Out Come The Wolves" - Rancid
3. "Take Off Your Pants and Jacket" - Blink 182
4. "Graduation" - Kanye West
5. "Late Registration" - Kanye West

I appreciate anything with good lyrics and originality. I'm a sucker for pop/punk and acoustic rap. I guess right now I'm on a Lupe Fiasco/Kanye West binge. Really, I'll listen to anything but T-Pain. Fucking no talent hack.

Movies:

MY TOP TEN MOVIES (Five wasn't enough):
1. "Reservoir Dogs"
2. "Pulp Fiction"
3. "Clerks"
4. "Annie Hall"
5. "Do The Right Thing"
6. "Fight Club"
7. "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
8. "American Psycho"
9. "True Romance"
10. "The Rules of Attraction"

Incase your curious, other movies I love include "Sin City", "High Fidelity", "Clerks 2", the "Kill Bill" series, "Mallrats", "Swingers", "Snatch", "Planet Terror", "Shaun Of The Dead", "Hot Fuzz", "Boondock Saints", "Trainspotting", "Platoon", "Taxi Driver", "The Departed", "Smoking Aces", "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels", "American History X", "Six Degrees of Separation", "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", "Superbad", "Natural Born Killers", "American Beauty" and "Goodfellas".

Television:

Funny, smart shows. Ali G is brilliant, and yes, I was a fan before the "Borat" movie. Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart are awesome too. Oh yeah, and "Scrubs" is pretty much the greatest show ever. My new obsession: "Project Runway"! I love that show!

Books:

I read a lot but I really hate everything I read. Not to be egotistical, but I can't like anything I could write better. "The Great Gatsby" is brilliant though. Anything Hunter S. Thompson writes is a work of genius as well. A little bit of Shakespeare doesn't hurt either but he really seems to love sucking his own dick.

Heroes:

Me. I'm fucking awesome.

My Blog

No Soap Radio 9/15/08

Hey hey hey! Brand new bloggy blog from the king of random stream of consciousness blogs. Sit back and learn kids.Fuck, well it's currently 5:51PM and raining like a king. Get it? It's a homonym. Reig...
Posted by Skitlez on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:30:00 PST

No Soap Radio 9/06/08

Long time no...see? No that can't be right...long time no...write? I guess, not very good grammar though...I mean I hate to start off with a grammatical inaccuracy...Fuck.Anyways, it's been a while si...
Posted by Skitlez on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 08:07:00 PST

"A Love Poem For My Beautiful"

Can I start by kissing your skin,It's rosy complection which,Makes me mind twitch and my heart skip,A couple beats a minute,A couple beats is all I need,To march to your drum and find your speed,So th...
Posted by Skitlez on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 08:11:00 PST

No Soap Radio 7/27/08

Another blog, another 30 minutes of looking at my retarded profile picture.I mean seriously, I have the dorkiest profile pic ever. I'm like "Ugh, I have a dumb face...UGH". Maybe I'm a little self dep...
Posted by Skitlez on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:34:00 PST

No Soap Radio 7/13/08

(The following is the completely unfilitered, unedited, stream-of-consciousness ramblings from the mind of me. It's entitled, "No Soap Radio". Enjoy.)Hey hey-hey!What the fuck was that? Jesus Charles,...
Posted by Skitlez on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:49:00 PST

No Soap Radio 7/08/08

(The following is the completely unfilitered, unedited, stream-of-consciousness ramblings from the mind of me. It's entitled, "No Soap Radio". Enjoy.)Heh, "08/08", that's entertaining...kinda.Is my ha...
Posted by Skitlez on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 10:32:00 PST

2000 and whatever...

My peers build monuments of amazing wasteDedicated to the future children,And destroy the beauty built outside there windows,Like mud on the Mona LisaHow can we sleep when the arms race is running,Br...
Posted by Skitlez on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:35:00 PST

I’ve Never Sun Decide To Set So Abrupt...

Yo, blog time.Hello.It's currently 5:34 AM, yes, the fucking morning. I'm restless. Maybe because I slept all day...lol.The snow is fucking insane outside. Like a blizzard with a cold. If clouds could...
Posted by Skitlez on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 02:52:00 PST

MY 2007 HIP HOP AWARDS

As a lot of my friends know, I am an avid hip hop listener and I love expressing my opinion on the industry. So, I thought I'd put this together for my hip hop friends and maybe it'll point my rock f...
Posted by Skitlez on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 02:54:00 PST

MY THOUGHTS (12/27/07)

Hi everybody!(You reply "Hi Dr. Skitlez!")Don't get it? It's ok, I'm half asleep. If my goal is accomplished no one should get this blog. Ell-Oh-Ell.It's currently 2:42 AM Eastern standard time. Why ...
Posted by Skitlez on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 12:16:00 PST