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About Me

I am a riddle wrapped in an enigma marinated in a light hollandaise sauce. there are just a few essential things you need to know about me. Myspace Contact Tables Myspace Codes 1) regardless of what you heard i had nothing to do with hurricane katrina 2)I live in south florida 3)I work at the hard rock casino. (i know all the secrets to winning at every game. step one: dont play. step two: repeat step one)4)i am a retired porn star (sorry i typed that wrong. i meant to write i'm tired from watching porn stars5) all other information will be revealed in my latest novel "boat people in my brain"

My Interests

adopt your own virtual pet! books,movies and shaking my head in sadness at the steady decline of western civilization. oh and porn

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet ryan seacrest so i can shake him and shake him and shake him until he cries. then let the kicking begin. there are many others on my shaking and kicking list which i may or may not list later. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
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Music:

i'll take it all. except for hillary duff. i dont think ive ever heard her sing but it makes me uncomfortable anyway.

Movies:

to extensive a list. i have far to many favorites in many different categories. topping the list anything by or with kevin smith, martin scorsese, and bill murray
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Television:

Joe Rogan VS Carlos Mencia ON STAGE!

Add to My Profile | More Videos deceased shows..ed..arrested development current shows..house..the shield..my name is earl..law and order

Books:

anything by terry pratchett, any good graphic novel (frank miller,bendis etc.)

Heroes:

bathroom attendants. i mean come on! can you imagine having to deal with that job? my hats off to you, unsung heroes of the bathrooms. there will always be a dollar at the ready anytime our paths cross. PimpMySpaceOnline.com

My Blog

and that's why the french invented perfume

So another year has passed and it is once again valentines day. all across the world little children are rubbing the sleep from thier eyes and rushing downstairs to see if st.valentine has left ...
Posted by wayne on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST

let the healing begin

as I sit here,slowly rocking back and forth, clutching the crack pipe I got for christmas.(thanks grandma) I can't help thinking. have the terrorists won now that anna nicole smith is gone? ...
Posted by wayne on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

does daddy drink because I cry?

So was watching tv the other day and I saw this on the news. WHAT THE FUCK? - Get Your Own...
Posted by wayne on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

onlookers were amazed at the unusual amounts of blood

hey gang (and of course by gang I mean me) I was sitting here doing my taxes and thinking to myself "what should I do with that vagrants body that's still in the trunk of my car?" and...
Posted by wayne on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST

when will the hurting stop

so today was a tragic day in the world of pop stardom . anna nicole smith passed away..and wouldnt you know it right at the seminole hard rock hotel and casino. after showing up to work an...
Posted by wayne on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

what would chairs look like if your knees bent the other way?

my stream of conciousness for today...I have come up with three tried and true, absolutely guarenteed, often imitated never duplicated way to kiss the girl of your dreams without getting slapped,mace...
Posted by wayne on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

once again into the breach

allright kids settle down. lets get this my space thing cranked up and going. first off let me apologize for any punctuation,spelling, capitilization and or grammatical errors. i am ...
Posted by wayne on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

HELLOOOOOOOOO

good evening mr. and mrs. america and all the ships at sea. since i have decided to drag myself kicking and screaming into the 21st century i am now officially on my space. please take the time ...
Posted by wayne on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:38:00 PST