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Simon

just another cog in the eating machine.

About Me

What can I do to put you at ease? Shall we begin like David Copperfield? I am born, I grow up. Or shall we begin when I was born to darkness, as I call it. That's really where we should start, don't you think?--Louis de Pointe du Lac© MCT Layouts

My Interests

sex, drugs, rock n roll

I'd like to meet:

God

Music:

Anthrax, Alice in Chains, Avenged Sevenfold, Atari Teenage Riot, Ben Harper, Blue Oyster Cult, Butthole Surfers, Bee Gees, Bjork, Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth, Death Angel, Dead Kennedys, Danzig, Deftones, Deicide, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Frank Zappa, Gwar, Gwen Stefani (shut the hell up), Hole, Iron Maiden, Infectious Groove, ICP, Jack Off Jill, Janis Joplin, Jeff Buckley, Jesus Lizard, Jack Johnson, Korn, KMFDM, Kotton Mouth Kings, Kittie, Leonard Cohen, Marilyn Manson, Megadeth, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Nailbomb, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Nelly McKay, Otep, Offspring, Prince, Primus, Patsy Cline, Pearl Jam, Pantera, Paul Simon, Queens of the Stone Age, Rammstein, Rage Against the Machine, Revolting Cocks, Rancid, Rasputina, Slayer, Slipknot, Skindred, Social Distortion, System of a Down, Skinny Puppy, Smashing Pumpkins, Suicidal Tendencies, Snoop Dogg, Stabbing Westward, Temptations, Tricky, Tom Petty, Tracy Chapman, Tool, The Police, Violent Femmes, White Zombie, Weird Al, and much much more.

Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Hostel, Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2, all porn, The Pianist, Man Bites Dog, American Psycho, subversive documentaries, The Godfather (pt 1 only), Monty Python, Walk the Line, Trans America, blah blah blah who really gives a shit what movies I like.

Television:

Television is the death of culture.

Books:

Perfume, Thief of Always, Grapes of Wrath, The Invisible Man (the story of the black guy, not the guy you cant see), Naked Lunch, Mists of Avalon, Breakfast of Champions, Angela's Ashes, Towing Jehova, Something Wicked This Way Comes, 1984, Animal Farm, Farenheit 451 (or whichever number), Thus Spake Zarathustra, Origin of the Species, Walden, etc

Heroes:

Batman, William S. Burroughs, Jack Kerouac, John Steinbeck, Zack De La Rocha, Marilyn Manson, all monkeys, Stan Lee, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrik, my dog, Joey Jordinson, Al Jourgenson, and Osama Bin Laden.

My Blog

Riot

Is the Riot Act in tact? Why is this place so vacant? Why in the hell can we not count to 12? Is it a matter of lacking the language? Im ready to get a riot going or a lynch mob at the least to cut th...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:16:00 PST

Case Study #114

The prescribe me tetanics, watch me flop like a ritual chicken, mark their charts cast prophecies like bones, like rune stones clattering racket spilling across the ward. My horoscopes predicts big ch...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:14:00 PST

Junk

You know I got the good stuff You can have it if you want it to sell it on the corner and turn a little profit Trade it in to Henry you know he has the habit One arm for the needle the other for makin...
Posted by Simon on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:12:00 PST

Whores are People Too!

  A silver coin of moonlight sparkles deep in you wishing well eyes. How many wishes have drowned in you and what happens to wishes that die?   How many wishes were granted How many wished s...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:03:00 PST

Pervert

  He spoke from memory and habit an old man, a rambling shamble recanting to the ghosts etched on blind blue eyes. Sometimes the still life jerks hard to life, like throwing the switch on a carni...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:08:00 PST

Mandarin Psychosis

  Devised souls populate the opium Empire agents of orange magic, strange masses appendages of deep glass reflection. Eastern dragon licks blood-red sun Ink splash ravens revel in feast of eagles...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:12:00 PST

darwinism (backmasked)

They pull their catches from the riverdull dumb gaping eyes clouded with algaescales of flaking skin shine brightly in the sunThey drag the waters and the murk in search of moreto pose beside in photo...
Posted by Simon on Wed, 31 May 2006 10:38:00 PST

my zen is no zen

I try to be as simple as I can.  I try to be happy with little.  I feel it is healthy for me, both physically and spiritually.  but zen eludes me.  I feel too random inside to be o...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 04:49:00 PST

conversation with St. Peter before birth

Tell me where the water springs      Deep beneath where monsters dream Tell me when the sun will shine      Once to mark the end of time Tell me how my breath w...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:00:00 PST

Adam's moment of honesty

Silence is in the mind but the tongue is too busy with the lines to stop for some semblance of sanity in the mindless monologue. The stage light strips the actor to the bone, he's all alone like stand...
Posted by Simon on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:08:00 PST