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Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not.

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I love movies. Any movie is a good movie at least once. I say that because even the worst movie ever made is good for a laugh and with healthcare costs being what it is these days, the best medicine can come pretty cheap. Get it? Laughter... the best medicine... Bad joke I know. I also like NASCAR, reading, music, and sports.

I'd like to meet:

Bono, Dubya, Andy Griffith, C.S. Lewis, Kevin Max, Richard Petty, Antonio Banderes, David Crowder Band, Third Day, Moses, Noah, The Beatles, the Govornator (arnold), satchmo, U2, Mel Gibson, Darth Vader, Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, Robin Williams, Mr. Ed, Mr. Magoo, Mr. Wizard, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. AND Mrs. Potato Head, The inventor of chips and salsa, Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Santa, and of course, God.Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Shawn McDonald
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Music:

In a nutshell, 70's 80's and 90's rock. More specifically: U2, Led Zeppelin, Goo Goo Dolls, New Kids on the Block :'), Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Dave Matthews, John Mayer, Guns and Roses, Train, Kevin Max, The All-American Rejects, RelientK, The OC Supertones, Duran Duran, Styx, Switchfoot, Jason Mraz, Elvis, Lifehouse, Mae, Hawk Nelson, Mute Math, Oasis, POD, Bon Jovi, Foreigner, The Who, The Beatles, Norman Greenbaum, Glenn Miller, Blues Traveler, The Eagles, Blur, MeatLoaf, Third Day, Nirvana, Phil Collins, dcTalk and all their respective solo alblums, Queen, Chicago, Patsy Kline, Sting, The Police, Ray Charles, Willie Nelson, Sinatra, Weird Al, and all other forms of music that require some sort of brain function...

Movies:

The Prestige, Cinderella Man, Toy Story, Transformers, Top Gun, Gone With the Wind, The Patriot, Mission: Impossible 1, 2, and 3, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Indiana Jones, Mel Gibson stuff, War Movies, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Marx Brohers, The Three Stooges, The Rock, Dumb and Dumber, Ghostbusters, The Blues Brothers, Super Troopers, Love Actually, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Napoleon Dynamite, and home movies

Television:

Match Game reruns, Jeopardy, Deal or No Deal, House, Grey's Anatomy, Alf, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Andy Griffith, Saved by the Bell, Smallville, and Fresh Prince

Books:

The Lord of the Rings, the Bible, The Chronicles of Narnia, and Tom Clancy stuff

Heroes:

God, Michael Jordan, Mr Rogers

My Blog

Some quality music...

Check out the song on my profile... it my buddy Garrett. Give him some love if you like what you hear.
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:13:00 PST

In honor of Black History month...

In honor of Black History Month, I did some digging and found the speech that was directly after the Martin Luther King Jr. speech.  It was titled: "I have a dream too."  Over the years it g...
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:44:00 PST

Not my own words, but the sentiment is the same.

This is something I found online. I like what it says. It can apply to any team or school--just insert your favorite in place of Auburn and arch-nemesis in place of Alabama. Enjoy.There is one thing t...
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

All you need is love, LA, lalalala...

"There is no terror in the bang, only the anticipation of it." -Alfred Hitchcock- How true. How often do people worry about things in life only to find out that there was nothing to worry about t...
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:23:00 PST

Blogging just for the sake of blogging.

 Why is it not ok to just exist for a day? Is it not kosher to just walk around and be in a neutral mood? Maybe I am gearing up for something big. Something that requires todays happy mood at ano...
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:42:00 PST

Bono: The source of all wisdom and knowledge in the modern era

I wish I could take credit for the following... This is a magazine article from August, 2005 where Bono gives his take on Faith. All I have to say is I like Bono... a lot.Is Bono, the lead singer and ...
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:49:00 PST

Hammer Bowling Balls, Waffle House, Automatic Assault Rifles and Ice Cream are all related

It seems strange that fun, food, and automatic weapons can all be strung together in a three-hour block of time in anything other than a movie. If Brad Pitt were a pro bowler, Angelina Jolie and Camer...
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

De-lovely

I don't fall for women... falling hurts. I much prefer walking up to them, taking them by the hand, and walking away. Less painful and certainly more enjoyable.
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:47:00 PST

Politik and Ignorance

I have watched several videos online about how 9/11 is a government conspiracy and how our President is a moron and should be impeached and how the war in Iraq is pointless.... i think that's crap. No...
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:00:00 PST

Bulletins

Who in the world invented the bad news bulletin? You know what i am talking about... since you opened this, you have 28 seconds to repost or your mother will break her hip. Personally i like the ones ...
Posted by Hello. I am Jonathan Chramer, and you're not. on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:23:00 PST