TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Benjamin "Bitches" Calkins
Birthday: Guy Fawkes Day 1980
Birthplace: Starbucks City
Current Location: Tacoma, Where Seattle Sticks Black People
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Dirty
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: I Slap Ass With Both Hands
Your Heritage: Winnebago Indian Mother & White Dad
The Shoes You Wore Today: Camoflauge Sandles
Your Weakness: Dem Hoes
Your Fears: Falling Down
Your Perfect Pizza: Sasuage, Pepperionie & Pinnaple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move to Cali
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Are You There God?
Thoughts First Waking Up: What is her name & why is she still here?
Your Best Physical Feature: The Beard
Your Bedtime: 6am EST
Your Most Missed Memory: There Are Way To Many Scenes Missing!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Spicy Chicken
Single or Group Dates: 2+ Girls
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ichy
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: CRACK BITHCES
Do you Swear: Fuck No
Do you Sing: Mona-A Tone for Life
Do you Shower Daily: 3-4 times The Dirt Just Won't Come Off
Have you Been in Love: Girls Are Why Boys Cry
Do you want to go to College: I wish I was still in Pullman
Do you want to get Married: Marrige is punishment for shoplifting in some countries
Do you belive in yourself: Who else is there?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when standing still
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: I should be
Do you get along with your Parents: Have you met my parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Somtimes
Do you play an Instrument: My iPod
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Modern Day Main Street
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You Cook Meat
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Hi, my names Ben, have we met?
Ever been called a Tease: One of my dreams
Ever been Beaten up: There is no shame in losing
Ever Shoplifted: Not one of my better moments
How do you want to Die: Viagra Overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Two
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Grass on the Field we play ball
Height: Taller then me
Weight: Asteticly Pleasing
Best Clothing Style: Not Generic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Slim Shady's my ROLE MODEL
Number of CDs I own: Who owns CDs any more?
Number of Piercings: 7 or 8
Number of Tattoos: Like a Subway Car
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets lead to pain
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HIP-HOP SURVEY
Whats Your Emcee or DJ Name : BUNDY
Tupac or Biggie : Frank White
Favorite Living Rapper : Chamillionare
Favorite Hip-Hop City : Atlanta
Smoke or Drink : Smoke
Do You Wear Laces In Your Shoes : Hell No
Da Club or House Parties : House Parties
To Bling or Not To Bling : Bling Bling
Sopranos or NWA : Sopranos
Retro or Rap City : Retro
GEEK SURVEY
Star Wars or Star Trek : Star Wars
Batman or Superman : Batman
Favorite Video Game : Disgaea
DC or Marvel : Marvel
Favorite Jedi : Mace Windu
Sci-Fi or Fantasy : Sci-Fi
RPG or FPS : RPG
SPORTS SURVEY
Combat Sports or Ball Sports : Combat Sports
Favorite Pro Wrestler : HOMICIDE
Favorite Fighter : Tito Oritz
Favorite Ball Player : Michael Vick
SEX SURVEY
Booty or Boobs : Ms New Booty
Athletic or Skinny : Athletic
Have You Been To A Nudie Bar : Hells Ya
Pretty or Personality : Gotta Talk To Her Aftewards
Ever Had A One Night Stand : I went to school in Pullman
Do You Watch Porn : Skin-A-Max
Blondes, Brunettes, or Red Heads : I Don't Discrimate
RANDOM SURVEY
Favorite Author : H.P. Lovecraft
Jerseys or Polo Shirts : I Like Both
Hats or Hair : Got a lot of Both
Jordans or Dress Shoes : Jordans
Eastern or Western Philosophy : Eastern
Do You Shop At The Mall or The Internet : Internet
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