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BUNDY THE MEGATRON MACK!

For My Next Miracle I Will Turn Water Into Funk!

About Me

I am majoring in philosophy in college. After taking two years off school to take care of my father I plan on returnting to Pullman, drowning that bitch in beer fueled mayham and eventually getting a buizznes degree.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Benjamin "Bitches" Calkins
Birthday: Guy Fawkes Day 1980
Birthplace: Starbucks City
Current Location: Tacoma, Where Seattle Sticks Black People
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Dirty
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: I Slap Ass With Both Hands
Your Heritage: Winnebago Indian Mother & White Dad
The Shoes You Wore Today: Camoflauge Sandles
Your Weakness: Dem Hoes
Your Fears: Falling Down
Your Perfect Pizza: Sasuage, Pepperionie & Pinnaple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Move to Cali
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Are You There God?
Thoughts First Waking Up: What is her name & why is she still here?
Your Best Physical Feature: The Beard
Your Bedtime: 6am EST
Your Most Missed Memory: There Are Way To Many Scenes Missing!
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Spicy Chicken
Single or Group Dates: 2+ Girls
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ichy
Chocolate or Vanilla: Swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: CRACK BITHCES
Do you Swear: Fuck No
Do you Sing: Mona-A Tone for Life
Do you Shower Daily: 3-4 times The Dirt Just Won't Come Off
Have you Been in Love: Girls Are Why Boys Cry
Do you want to go to College: I wish I was still in Pullman
Do you want to get Married: Marrige is punishment for shoplifting in some countries
Do you belive in yourself: Who else is there?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when standing still
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: I should be
Do you get along with your Parents: Have you met my parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Somtimes
Do you play an Instrument: My iPod
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Modern Day Main Street
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: You Cook Meat
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: Hi, my names Ben, have we met?
Ever been called a Tease: One of my dreams
Ever been Beaten up: There is no shame in losing
Ever Shoplifted: Not one of my better moments
How do you want to Die: Viagra Overdose
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy or Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Two
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Grass on the Field we play ball
Height: Taller then me
Weight: Asteticly Pleasing
Best Clothing Style: Not Generic
Number of Drugs I have taken: Slim Shady's my ROLE MODEL
Number of CDs I own: Who owns CDs any more?
Number of Piercings: 7 or 8
Number of Tattoos: Like a Subway Car
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets lead to pain
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HIP-HOP SURVEY
Whats Your Emcee or DJ Name : BUNDY
Tupac or Biggie : Frank White
Favorite Living Rapper : Chamillionare
Favorite Hip-Hop City : Atlanta
Smoke or Drink : Smoke
Do You Wear Laces In Your Shoes : Hell No
Da Club or House Parties : House Parties
To Bling or Not To Bling : Bling Bling
Sopranos or NWA : Sopranos
Retro or Rap City : Retro
GEEK SURVEY
Star Wars or Star Trek : Star Wars
Batman or Superman : Batman
Favorite Video Game : Disgaea
DC or Marvel : Marvel
Favorite Jedi : Mace Windu
Sci-Fi or Fantasy : Sci-Fi
RPG or FPS : RPG
SPORTS SURVEY
Combat Sports or Ball Sports : Combat Sports
Favorite Pro Wrestler : HOMICIDE
Favorite Fighter : Tito Oritz
Favorite Ball Player : Michael Vick
SEX SURVEY
Booty or Boobs : Ms New Booty
Athletic or Skinny : Athletic
Have You Been To A Nudie Bar : Hells Ya
Pretty or Personality : Gotta Talk To Her Aftewards
Ever Had A One Night Stand : I went to school in Pullman
Do You Watch Porn : Skin-A-Max
Blondes, Brunettes, or Red Heads : I Don't Discrimate
RANDOM SURVEY
Favorite Author : H.P. Lovecraft
Jerseys or Polo Shirts : I Like Both
Hats or Hair : Got a lot of Both
Jordans or Dress Shoes : Jordans
Eastern or Western Philosophy : Eastern
Do You Shop At The Mall or The Internet : Internet
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My Interests

Money, Hoes, & Clothes/ Hip-Hop/ Philosophy/ Pro Wrestling/ Cosmology/ Comic Books/ Being Buff/ BOOBS/ Puroresu/ Maintaining My Sanity/ Video Games/ House Parties/ SNEAKERS/ Hats/ Jewlery/ Mixed Martial Arts/ Politics/ Art

Music:

Curtis Mayfield/ Slim Thug/ Chamillionare/ The Game/ Akon/ OG Ron C/ Frank White/ Papoose/ UGK/ Nirvana/ Nas/ Pink Floyd/ Ice Cube/ Kurupt/ Slim Shady/ Mos Def/ Rawkus Records/ Big L/ Mobb Deep/ Geto Boys/ Scarface/ Michael "5000" Watts/ Bobby Blue Bland/ Devin The Dude/ Too Short/ DJ Screw/

Movies:

The Decent/ Superfly/ The Mack/ Borat/ Menace II Society/ Easy Rider/ American Pyscho/ Star Wars/ Scarface/ Lord of The Rings/ House Party 1,2, & 3 But Not 4/ Grandma's Boy/ Casino/ Gangs of New York/ Batman Begins/ Godfather Trilogy/ Clockwork Orange/ Goodfellas/ V For Vendetta/ Sin City/ Miyazki's Movies/ Taxi Driver/ Blues Brothers/ Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas/ The Shining/ Miami Vice/ Boogie Nights/

Television:

Rap City/ Sopranos/ The Boondocks/ Real Time with Bill Maher/ Venture Brothers/ Entourage/ ROME/ X-Play/ RAW/ ECW/ The O.C./ Twilight Zone/ Star Trek 2.0/ NIP/TUCK/

Books:

H.P. Lovecraft/ Robert E. Howard/ Alan Moore/ Frank Miller/ Robert Heinlein/ Orson Scott Card/ Grant Morrison/

Heroes:

The Notorious B.I.G./ Kurt Angle/ Frank White/ Rick Flair/ NINA/ Tony Soprano/ HOMICIDE/ Socrates/ The Buddha/ Larry Flynt/ Stephen Hawkings/ Ice Cube/ Samoa Joe/ Brock Samson/ Snoop Dogg/ Biggie Smalls/ Carl Sagen/ Yoda/ TURTLE/ Patrick Baitmen/ SARITA/

My Blog

Suicidal Thoughts by The Notorious B.I.G.

When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Tims and blac...
Posted by BUNDY THE MEGATRON MACK! on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:15:00 PST

Beef by Mos Def

Beef is not what J said to Nas Beef is when workin folks can't find jobs Instead tryin to find niggas to rob Tryin to find bigga guns to finish the job Beef is when crack babies can't find moms Cause ...
Posted by BUNDY THE MEGATRON MACK! on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 04:08:00 PST

What Year Is THis?

It is the twenty firsts century. Or at least it says so on the calander I'm not sure.Roughly sixteen hundred years ago a monk decided to figuire out when his saviour was born and that would be the zer...
Posted by BUNDY THE MEGATRON MACK! on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 05:54:00 PST