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Eric

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About Me

"Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon?"

"Fallujah looks like what South Central LA would become if you just let the cops do whatever they want down there."
-E. Taylor

"I have no fucking idea who we are fighting."
-Task Force 11

"Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world. If I moved to a martial arts monastery in China and studied real hard for ten years. If my family was wiped out by Colombian drug dealers and I swore myself to revenge. If I got a fatal disease, had one year to live,devoted it to wiping out street crime. If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad."
-Snow Crash

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My Interests

Music:

At the Drive In, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Metallica, Kanye West, Coldplay, Guns n Roses, K-os, Inner Circle, Rise Against, HIM, Pantera, The Killers, Thrice, Rascal Flatts and anything 80s.

Movies:

Training Day, The Dirty Dozen, Equilibrium, The Princess Bride, Starsky and Hutch, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Old School, Office Space, The Godfather, Star Wars, Saving Private Ryan

Television:

The Boondocks, Reno 911, The Shield, The Daily Show, Family Guy, Scrubs

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, A Song of Ice and Fire, Starship Troopers, Ender's Game, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Gates of Fire, Blue Blood, On Killing, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Heroes:

Dr. Perry Cox

My Blog

Facebook Warnings (works for Myspace too)

Jake's Guide to Identifying a Facebook.com DouchebagSo you just logged into your facebook profile and found that you have a new friend request. Hooray! Everyone loves friends. Problem is, you've never...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:59:00 PST

The DOs and DON'Ts of Picking Up a Girl in the Computer Lab

The DOs and DON'Ts of Picking Up a Girl in the Computer LabDO try to sound smartFour out of five women agree that intelligence is sexy, and that's just because the fifth one was too hung over from hav...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:53:00 PST