New and Improved Tequilla Stuntman!
First i snort the salt, then i take the shot of tequila, and last but not least I squirt the lime in my eye! Dont try this shit at home kids.Im the guy who made the Tequila Stuntman famous... I once took pepper
spray in the eye for $30... I have taken the DUFF( Designated Ugly Fat
Friend) on many occasions... I ripped my hamstring and shattered my
ankle... I smelled a shitty toilet for 2 cases of beer, a 40oz, and free
lunch and yes i did BRAND MY ASS BITCHES!!!...BOTTOM LINE... I DO MY OWN STUNTS BITCHES!I need a slump buster.We only drink on Friday, Saturday and Sunday... and sometimes on Monday,
oh yeah and maybe on Tuesday or Wednesday but never both except for
when we drink on Thursday."Its only soda if its a mixed drink, otherwise it's pop. It's dinner not supper.
If u get the head nod, you know you are part of the crew. If you act a thug
be prepared to run. We are the home of Bone Thugs and Harmony. We are
the reason stadiums have plastic bottles. You laugh when someone tells you
Lake Erie is polluted. We are used to the dead fish smell after it rains, and
swim in it anyways. People are trained to talk on television like us. Buffalo
Wild Wings is B Dubs. The Dawg Pound is heaven. We know the Browns suck
a lot and their colors are ugly, and the Indians are cursed, and we haven't
won a championship in over 40 years but we got LeBron so we don't care.
Lake effect snow is a given. Our river caught on fire, not once, not twice, but
3 times. Yes we are the mistake by the lake. I'm from Cleveland and proud
of it. "God Bless Two Case Tuesdaymore NEW stunts comin soon i promise!You have a sexual IQ of 134
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.Loves special things. Moody.
Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!Hey kids, Lt. Nick Goose Bradshaw here, and I would like talk about what it takes to be a great wingman. Some you might be asking yourself right now, Hey Goose, what the fuck is a wingman? Great question, and heres a dictionary definition.wingman (wngmn): noun. A pilot whose plane is positioned behind and outside the leader in a formation of flying aircraft.Now here is Gooses definition- A loyal comrade who always has his buddy's back no matter what!When it comes to being a quality wingman, I like to think I know a thing or two. I take pride in it and I try to be a role model to all aspiring wingmen out there.The secret is simple; its all about giving. Some people might not be cut out for this role. To be a great wingman, you have to be all about the assist, so your homie can score.-Taking one for the team
-Being the designated driver (even if youre drunk)
-Lying and making up shit just to make your partner look good.The list goes on and on, but now I want to share a few examples on how I became a great wingman to my best friend in the whole wide world, Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell.When Pete and I attended Top Gun Naval Flying School, I jotted down a few a rules I picked up on how to be a good wingman. I did this before I was killed upon ejection, in a flat spin over sea (long story).1.) Never, ever, let your teammate down during a doubles set of sand volleyball.2.) Always wear a t-shirt during sand doubles sets of volleyball (so you dont show your teammate up).
I always have Pete's back
3.) Rock a mustache, so you can make your partner better-looking. Mustaches are usually not cool.4.) If your buddy ever feels the need for speed, you being the wingman should also, then follow with high a five.5.) A wingman should always help his buddy serenade a girl at a bar. Just suck it up and be a wingman even if it's lame and corny and you cant carry a tune.6.) Always, always, talk your partner up to middle-aged women when he's not around.7.) It is important to disarm tension with humor between your partner and other naked men in the locker room (always make light of the situation with a joke).8.) If your partner wants to buzz the tower at 2.34 Mach, and youre not down with it, DO IT ANYWAY!9.) If you and your partner get in trouble for buzzing the tower for doing that fly-by at 2.34 Mach, take the fall (you always have to have your partners back).10.) If you see a piano at an airport bar, always entertain the room by playing Great Balls of Fire. I personally do this with my wife and son by my side so I doesnt look like I'm trying to cock-block my partner (Remember- its all about the assist).
So there you go. I hope ole Goose here helped you out a little if you are inspiring to do what I do best: be the Ultimate Wingman.Now if youll excuse me, Im off to get caught up in a jet wash, then into a flat spin, only to be killed during ejection (just for the record, the wingman always pulls the ejection handle).GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!
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