My Kid Could Paint That |
OK. This entire premise is so horrible that I simply cannot stay quiet. It's a documentary about the following.There is a 4 year old girl making paintings. Like, you know, the abstract kind that look ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:20:00 GMT |
The X-Files: I Want To Believe |
Usually, when a movie I'm looking forward to disappoints, my overwhelming emotion is anger. Anger at the producers for making a crappy movie. Anger at the audiences for not showing up. Anger at the st...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
The Dark Knight/ Mamma Mia! |
It's rare that I go to a movie I expect to be awesome and come out not the least bit disappointed. Not a bit. In fact, it's SO rare that I have to go on record and acclaim "The Dark Knight" for being ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:38:00 GMT |
WALL-E |
If the movie industry were a stock market, you would buy Pixar. I keep insisting to myself that they really have nowhere to go but down, yet they continue to not only stay consistent, but somehow top ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 20:43:00 GMT |
Sex and the City... Fabulous! |
All right, in all honesty I was looking forward to this one just a smidge more than Indy 4, probably because I believed it had more potential.I'm not going to bury the lead... I loved it. I think it w...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:37:00 GMT |
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull |
Well, it's hard to know how to begin this. It seems only a year ago I was still insisting that Indy 4 would never be made. After a million starts and stops and holds and uncertainties, and all the whi...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 09:38:00 GMT |
Summer Box Office Predictions |
I think this is going to be a MAJOR summer for movies. So I'm going to rank some major releases in a general order of success, and explain why I think they will or won't be blockbusters.1) Indiana Jon...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 11:44:00 GMT |
Amazing New LOST Theory |
Okay, so although I’ve pretty much given up on actually solving the mystery that is LOST, I’ve stumbled across some pretty amazing theories. While about 50% of this is a bit of a stretch/ ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:14:00 GMT |
Vantage Point: Yuck |
There's something to be said about a truly terrible movie, and this is definitely one. The moment I realized "Vantage Point" was going to be a mess was the first time it faded to white in slow motion ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:51:00 GMT |
Ten Words or Less: A Movie Year in Review |
I haven't written many movie blogs this year. I realize this. And I know you are all absolutely devastated. It's amazing some of you continued to live. But here I am, in time for the new year, with my...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 23:03:00 GMT |
