This is called... "I'm sorry" |
I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wantsI'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your cha... Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 13:28:00 GMT |
I promise at least a smile |
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (For my die hard coffee friends.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 mon... Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 08:34:00 GMT |
The International Council of Manhood |
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie... Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 14:51:00 GMT |
Swiming away..... |
Im just a normal boy that sank when I fell overboard....My ship would leave the country....but I'd rather swim ashore....Without a lifevest I'd be stuck again...Wish I was much more masucline....Maybe... Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:55:00 GMT |