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About Me

I'm David 18 years old. I'm asian; cantonese, 6'1 and weight about 187lb. Loves to go out anytime I get the chance. I love hanging with friends.

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My Interests

COOKING,GAMES (includes video game, badminton, and POKER) AND PHO!!!!! ALL THE WAY MOFOS!
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I'd like to meet:

kool..

Music:

I listen to mostly Chinese music and Rock , but in the end.... I listen all music .True love Conquers all~

Movies:

horror and COMEDY some cartoon movies are good too

Television:

CARTOONS!!! NOTHING BEATS THAT SHIT! *cough* FAMILY GUY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!~

Books:

I geuss Holes and Harry pothead .. but what do i know i hardly ever read =/ I adopted a cute lil' emo fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Heroes:

My only hero is ....... definatly my mom... for so many many many many many reasons.... so much in fact that... there isn't room here to fit all the reasons =P

My Blog

50 ways to know that you're asian

hahah about 40/50 is true for me how about you?1.You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. 2.You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance. 3.You have more than one c...
Posted by Bao [Epik Lulz] on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:33:00 PST

lol halarious

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convertor leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, sothe Pope offered a deal. He would have a religious debate w...
Posted by Bao [Epik Lulz] on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:55:00 PST

chinese pride?

Chinese aren't good, we are the bestChinese aren't cute, we are fuckin sexyChinese don't just kiss, we make outChinese don't play, we have funChinese don't relax, we chillChinese don't dance, we grind...
Posted by Bao [Epik Lulz] on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:22:00 PST

peotry with baobao

"Sex" -Sonnet by Kevin Wang. I love sex. Sex loves me. I see people having sex. Why don't I get any sex? Is it because sex is hard Or is it because sex is expensive? Sometimes sex is goo...
Posted by Bao [Epik Lulz] on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 04:00:00 PST