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HeatherOsteraa

I saw a human pyramid once. It was very unecessary. It did not need to exist.

About Me

Heather --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com ..

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My Interests

Mostly, being inappropriate. Acting. Singing. Dancing. Writing. Running. Spreading venerial diseases. No, not really. Badminton - seriously. Cooking. Playing dress-up. Playing hostess. Love♥people. Caffeine. I enjoy various smells. Fishies. Big words. Love/hate relationship with children. New people, new places.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.

Music:

The good kind.

Movies:

Duh.

Television:

Stand Up Comedy, Family Guy, The Office, Sex And The City, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, anything I can get addicted to

Books:

Honestly, I don't read. But in a past life, I've read and thoroughly enjoyed Gone With the Wind, Ender's Game, Wicked, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, French Women Don't Get Fat, Scarlett, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Count of Monte Cristo, Captivating, Because A Little Bug Went KACHOO!

My Blog

Exploration Dunes

It's safe to say that I am a creature of my environment. A mutant strain of young adult - after having been exposed to the same places, same people, same culture for years and years - instead of think...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 08:50:00 PST

The Midnight Show

Travis (the boyfriend) and I often talk about moving in together, and the concensus is we're pretty set on it. A scary concept for any girl, much less a girl who has never lived outside of her parents...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 09:38:00 PST

Moving Forward

Ordinarily, I enjoy watching Dr. Phil. When it's not some redneck, dysfunctional family quarrel or any form of "Who's the father of my child?" nonsense, I actually am entertained by some of the bizarr...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Sun, 18 May 2008 10:55:00 PST

Found

Found this in my computer while sifting through old documents. Don't remember if I ever posted it, but I like it, so it's going up (again). Monday, October 1, 2007 Last night I dreamed; which is to sa...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:48:00 PST

Swoops

Never thought I'd be faced with this predicament, but you know what they say: When life throws you lemons&   On a particularly sunny day, the boyfriend Travis and I decided to road trip to Carmel...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 04:43:00 PST

The Omen?

Went to Wal-Mart yesterday. Was followed closely and consistently by two, most likely knife-carrying, "Bloods." Horrifying. Making my way to the door, I was approached by a flagrant, un...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:50:00 PST

Its Only Pain

I saw a video on Youtube where a bunch of guys sat around in a kitchen and branded each other with bent hangers. To them, this was the ultimate stunt in manliness and hilarity.   For the past few...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:48:00 PST

Windspeeds

in Salinas are currently a blustery 29 mph. There is a woman across the street with a leafblower. I hate to witness her shock and confusion when, after putting her leafblower away, she ...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST

I Believe In The Sun

I have NEVER been a morning person. As a kid, I remember my mother having to tear me out of bed as I held on for dear life to the frilly white bars of my daybed. In high school, I got up at the very l...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST

National Geographic: San Francisco, CA

I've often said to myself, "There ought to be a place to send all the looney, cracked out, frighteningly aggressive hobo's in the world." I mean, not that I'm what all you young kids call a ...
Posted by HeatherOsteraa on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:55:00 PST