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M4RTiN

About Me

Welcome All. Prepare yourselves for my Cyber-illiterations. Behold...Nay, Cower before my diabolical assemblege of mighty letters, words and phrases. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Matoko Kusanagi. She has a cool haircut, can drive a tank and has a titanium skeleton. And in my book, that makes you pretty fucking sweet.

My Blog

Random thought of the day.

Today I was just thinking... the word "promiscuous" and "promising" share the first 5 letters and as well as having the same root word, "prom".Coincidence? You be the judge.
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 10:09:00 GMT

I dare you

to watch the video I posted on my page and not laugh. Tech-speak journalism at it's finest.
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:53:00 GMT

Bad Haiku No. 2

misunderstandingi totally didn't knowthat she was your mom
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 10:14:00 GMT

Bad Haiku No. 1

and jelly sandwichran out of peanut butterno milk required
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:05:00 GMT

Are you as sick as I am of that stupid ad?!

"I just got a $12,000 check sent to me today by the Federal government after an extensive screening process revealed that I'm a fucking loser. You can too! All you have to do is make an honest effort ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:28:00 GMT

No, for the one hundredth time, I don’t want to add the fucking "Schools I’ve Attended" app!

Fuck me, Myspace! Stop asking me if I want to add the "Schools I've Attended" app. School sucked when I was there, much less now, 20 years later. How about creating a "Hot Chicks I've Banged" app. I w...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:34:00 GMT

Collecting Dust

----When we are bornFirst thing we do is cryPerhaps in our first moments hereWe cry because we know one day we'll dieAnd leave a worldWe hardly know behindAnd end our daysAlone, Unknown, UnsignedWhy m...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:11:00 GMT

Imageshifting

I ran across this thought while netsurfing and I think it's a good one that deserves some chewing on. "The shamans say that we dream our world into being by what we focus our attention on most and by...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:00:00 GMT

"Something."

Hello All. And by that I mean, anyone who ever reads this. So Hello, One...or some.  Today is the day. Today is a day. Today is...today. And today, I am trying something new. Something that ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 08:37:00 GMT

My New Year's Resolution

My New Year's resolution this year was to stop thinking. So far, I've been doing pretty good at this "non-thinking" stuff. I'm learning to just jump in and do things ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 22:43:00 GMT