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About Me

Hi GUYS!!! ok... it has been way to long since I've edited this.... here goes.... My name is David. I like to make pictures. Once I hit myself in my own testicles with a leather belt. I like Halo. I like sports. HI JENN!!! this is the Jenn portion of the list- because I wouldn't even use myspace if she wasn't so darn good about keeping her own profile new and spiffy. I'm from Chicago. I miss Chicago. I live in Philadelphia. I don't miss Philadelphia. Sometimes it smells like pee. Othertimes not so much. Im kinda squishy... in a good way. I'm suspiciously tall... but only on the inside. Yes. this is me. Inquire within.

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My Interests

Drawing, Sports, Drorts, Spawing, Sporting, Drawts, and any other combination of the first two.

I'd like to meet:

You. Hopefully thats mutual. Now meet me.

Music:

Sure

Movies:

Also good

Television:

HOUSE!!! anything on ESPN. The Food network. PTI. Around the Horn. Occasionally Law and Order. Sometimes MTV.

Books:

adopt your own virtual pet!

Heroes:

Jordan for being the tallest. Kurt for being the coolest. Sterling for being the Sterlingest. Mr. Rupert. Febo for being the oldest. Jenn for being the most beloved, adorable, occasionally difficult, big-boobed woman I could ask for (also most dumpling-like). And God, just cuz.