Cabrini Dreams |
The other morning I dreamt I was drugged by an eccentric millionaire. I considered him to be a good friend of mine up until the point I had awoken to an abandoned boat in the middle of ...
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 09:23:00 PST |
The VM Gay Awards |
First off I'd like to give a shout out to my girl Rihanna. "Call me. I believe you have my number." Yeah, that's right, I'm shoutin' bitches. Brittany Spears had a stellar per...
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:54:00 PST |
Canadian Crippler Chokes Under Pressure |
Once again a professional wrestler has disgraced the federation (or whatever the hell it's called these days) with a bad case of 'roid rage. Named after a shitty little town in Missouri, Mr....
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST |
End Of The Line |
You left me sleepingWhile dreaming of goodbyeAnd the morning wokeLike a shotgun surpriseThe blankets wiltedAnd departure bloomedThe pillows spokeWith a sonic boomI can't believe...believe that it's ov...
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST |
Dirty Water |
Fifteen British captives held in Iran...so fuckin' what! They look like they're having a great time over there. I say leave 'em. Right now they're discussing the book rights and dividing the pro...
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 08:39:00 PST |
Clean Up In Aisle Five |
Today I ran to the local superstore to pick up ingredients for some BLT's and as usual I bought everything but, including an education in the art of modern day beggary. I was just about to g...
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST |
Good Luck Vidiots...and Godspeed! |
Today I went X-mas shopping. Yes, I know it's early but I never know when I'm gonna get another day off during the week and I just can't handle big crowds when I'm shopp...
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST |
Six Diseases of Kevin Bacon |
Have you ever tried this? I find it somewhat entertaining, but then again I find ant farms entertaining, so it doesn't take much. I'll give you an example and then I'll give you a name to ...
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:57:00 PST |
The Wedding Card |
Here's to a crappy card that doesn't even rhyme
And to the crappy store, where I had to stand in line
Here's to the crappy face that the Hallmark lady gave me
When I handed her a hundred and she said ...
Posted by Hurricane Blake on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 03:29:00 PST |
