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About Me


ADD LUDO NOW!!!! WE DON'T SUCK!
My name is Andrew Volpe. I am in a rock band called Ludo . We're from St. Louis. So is Chuck Berry. BLAM! Feel free to message me or comment me, but I DO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, SO PLEASE DON'T BE CREEPY!!!!!!! Also, if you message me, I will definitely read it, but I don't really write people back, so please don't be offended if you don't get a response. It's not you, it's me. I hope you understand.I've got to write some songs in the next few months, so if anyone has any ideas, please send me any and all detailed proposals including the following:
(1) song title;
(2) a one-paragraph treatment outlining
- (a) the song's central thesis
- (b) the identification of the speaker (as distinguished from 'author')
- and
- (c) the chronology of the narrative;
(3) a list of really good nouns you'd like to include;
(4) at least seven (7) stark images;
(5) the key/time/tempo;
(6) the basic chord progression (Roman numeral format - please include inversion notation!);
(7) the melody (no more than two hooks per chorus!);
(8) song structure (verse-chorus-bridge-outro-etc.);
(9) any modulations or changes in time signature... don't get too cute though! it's a SONG, not a composition!;
(10) instrumentation: who's playing what?;
(11) what radio format you think it would fit best in (if any); and
(12) whether or not you think we should record it in your basement.
I'm mainly looking for themes of unrequited love and biting social commentary. Quirky setting and a focus on imagery a plus. Submit your ideas post-haste! I prefer Times New Roman 10 point. If handwritten, I require the same. Thanks in advance.
.... This is a lab safety video I helped my friends Johnny, Joe, and Shanti make. It's from like 1997. I'm old as shit.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHO ADD LUDO!!!!!!
people who high-five (except like as a joke), people who aren't trying to kill me, people who have crappy jobs, people who go to school, people who have velcro shoes, girls who rollerskate, guys who don't, people who like our music, people who are smart but not ridiculous, people who are not anti-everything, people who try hard, people who invent dance moves that are terrible, people who haven't given up, anyone who isn't afraid to be a douchebag, people who either keep their self-loathing interesting or entirely to themselves, people who think about shit, people who are obscenely genuine, people who are generally obscene, people who get references but aren't pretentious, the entire cast of Sesame Street, my wife, a friendly chimpanzee, strippers, Stephen Hawking, Tim Burton, Santa Claus, Ani DiFranco, you (unless you suck), and people who are ready to have their faces melted off by rock-and-roll!

My Blog

Mike Landlot!!!!

Hey guys,Here is a commercial from Ludo's sponsor, Mike Landlot Auto Sales. This guy's a real wing-dinger.http://www.youtube.com/user/TheLudoVideoThingTry not to throw up from laughing so hard at his...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:19:00 GMT

AMANDA'S WEBSITE!!!!!!!

Hey!For those of you who have been kind enough to send my good friend Amanda cards and prayers and good wishes, here's a website where you can see how she's doing and leave her comments:www.caringbrid...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 15:02:00 GMT

Amanda needs cards!!!!!!!!!

For those of you who don't know, my good friend Amanda recently found out that she has an aggressive form of leukemia.  She had to miss her graduation from Illinois State University a few weeks ago an...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 19:10:00 GMT

American Idol, here I come!

I'm going to be a star!  A sensation!  A super-duper!
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:15:00 GMT

Evil Is Wrong

Okay guys...here's what I have to say. I've been thinking...and I've just noticed a lot of bad stuff nowadays. Sometimes I think it's all just gotten out of hand in terms of how bad things can get. Fo...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 16:37:00 GMT

baby bunny rabbit

Leaving Tim Ferrell's house late last night, Matt and I were driving back to Chez Me, when lo and behold, right there in the suburban street of the Ferrell's Glendale neighborhood was a large cat inve...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Apr 2005 02:08:00 GMT

<-----------my nephew

Everyone. That little thing sitting on the Easter Bunny's lap is my nephew. And yes, that is the fucking Easter Bunny. Christ died for your sins. There's a rabbit. That's what came out of my sist...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Mar 2005 15:02:00 GMT

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. Hee hee ho hum ha. Ha ha ho ha. Hoo. Ha hee hee ho ho ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Hm. I deleted all my comments. I could have left them all up there... but tha...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Dec 2004 12:45:00 GMT

Yo fuck

Yo, I'm fuckin eatin ice cream right now which is fuckin COLD if you never took the time to check it out. And that's totally fucked up, see, because it's cold OUTSIDE right now. So, fuck, you're thi...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Dec 2004 21:49:00 GMT

An Open Letter to Tom

Dear Tom, I think I need to do some serious soul-searching. I just looked at my profile and it said I was in my OWN extended network. Actually, it said, "Andrew is in your extended network." ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Nov 2004 21:48:00 GMT