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Emily

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

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I'm the kind of girl who laughs too loud, drinks too much and loves too often I am a recent college graduate, but ofcourse I'm not doing anything related to my degree, yet. I'm currently working as a Physical Therapy Tech/front desk chicky at a really great clinic (my big girl job) and I wait tables (my not so big girl job) to pay the bills. I love my big girl job because it challenges and amazes me everyday. The plan is to go back to school and get my DPT. I have an amazing family and an amazing set of friends, even if they're scattered around the country at the moment! I thank God for them everyday! "You can feel pain. If someone punches you in the face, it hurts! Suffering is what occurs in the six inches between your ears" -Chuck "I roll with the punches....when someone punches me I roll over and punch them back" "I like to be chased, but the thing is I usually scamper, pose and giggle" ~Ashley "A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left"-Marilyn Monroe "You have brains in your head; You have feet in your shoes; You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go."-Dr. Seuss

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who's interesting and intelligent.

Music:


Books:

"Skinny Bitch" by Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin...this is an incredible book that will really put what you eat into a whole new light.

My Blog

Tag, youre it!

Ok, so Chelsea tagged me in a blog and is now requesting that I follow her instruction to type ten things about myself. If I tagged you, then you must do the same and find 10 people to tag. You c...
Posted by Emily on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 02:48:00 PST

Weird Sexual Trivia

U. S. Sexual Laws The US has more laws governing sexual behavior than every country in Europe combined.An old state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called "master," not mister, w...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:21:00 PST

The Ass in the Well

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be cov...
Posted by Emily on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:32:00 PST