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ryan "swagger juice" Russell

ryan russell clogs the toilet when he pees

About Me

im ryan im 17 im a senoir at good ole north stanly,i dont exactly care about nethin except for myself ....i consider myself a living legend as you can tell i think highly of myslef when im 30 hopefully i wil still be livin with my paretns,im 500lbs pounds love backgammon and have asthmatic problems and i hang out with my negros if u dont liek me and jack kelly is my boy and id give him a testicle if he needed one my s/n is ryanrussell303
Name: ryan "perfection" russell
Birthdate: july 25, 1989
Birthplace: im guessin a hosptial
Current Location: hmmm thats a tough one
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7
Weight: bout 135
Piercings: 3 ears and eye brow
Tatoos: eventually
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: ur my hero
FAVORITES
Food: how bout potatoes
Candy: twix
Number: god r u writing a book about me
Color: blue
Animal: piss ant
Drink: tea
Alcohol Drink: recovering porn addict
Bagel: fucka bagel ill take a crossiant
Letter: d for dousche
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: dr thunder
McDonalds or BurgerKing: imma king
Strawberry or Watermelon: tomatoe
Hot tea or Ice tea: how bout mr t
Chocolate or Vanilla chocalte is always better with vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: goldfish
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: money
YOUR...
Bedtime: round 6 a.m
Most Missed Memory: being corwned the double bubble bubble blowin conest winner
Best phyiscal feature: no doubt my thumbs
First Thought Waking Up: damn im tha man
Goal for this year: pass my senoir year
Best Friends: jack thorpe josh jeremy tab toby n the rest of em
Weakness: grandmas
Fears: i dont fear shit im tha man
Heritage: african american
Longest relationship: ummm bout 4 months
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: of course and i died
Ever Smoked: tryed it
Pot: naw
Ever been Drunk: yeh and wound up in the hospital
Ever been beaten up: i got kicked in the balls does that count
Ever beaten someone up: kicked a guy in the testicles
Ever Shoplifted: some big red
Ever Skinny Dipped: naw
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: waiting till marriage
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue brown er green there all good
Favorite Hair Color: brown er blonde
Short or Long: mid
Height: 8 foot
Style: 500lbs
Looks or Personality: both
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: alchol's kool i dont want a crackehead
Muscular or Really Skinny: mid
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: none cuz im tha man
What country do you want to Visit: amsterdam
How do you want to Die: been ther done that
Been to the Mall Lately: like 3 days ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: do u like thunderstorms
Get along with your Parents: ocassionally
Health Freak: naw
Do you think your Attractive: im 500 pounds and albino, of course
Believe in Yourself: im a local legend
Want to go to College: yes
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: y not
Been in Love: no
Do you Sing: i dont watch american idol i jus go look in the mirror
Want to get Married: no
Do you want Children: someone has to conitue the legacy
Have your future kids names planned out: ryan bobby
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: already sold it on ebay
Hate anyone: nah
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My Interests

putt putt steroids and girls

I'd like to meet:

paul wizzy, josh kelly, will ferrel and vince vaughn

Music:

dave matthews, jesse and the rippers paul wizzy, young joc, , my nicca fitty cent , coldplay ,lil wayne , and of course young hov jay-z

Movies:


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Television:

family guy , trl , real world,

Books:

"the mack within" by tariq nasheed

Heroes:

josh kelly , will ferrel , vince vaqughn , patrick bateman, winson olsen ,jack kelly,josh morton DUSTIN "DMAIT" MAITLAND and last but not least MARTY "the barbor" CLARK