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About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. ...and I love to exercise!

My Interests

the 80's | the scent of a woman | music | percussion | dancing | working out | sec football | racing | technology | downtown | clubs | mexican food | house music | coors light | being the dj | playing drums | people watching | thunderstorms | cats | wildlife | trekking through the woods | 1984 XL80s | 5.0 LX Mustangs | haribo gummies | good running shoes | drawing | birds of prey | tennessee football | single malt scotch | making people laugh | outrunning you | direct eye contact | the mountains | slap and tickle | aquariums | programming | dci | disco balls | ones and zero's | illegal immigration | the smell of racing fuel | motorboatin' | red bull and vodka | seasons | healthy girls | deep house music | sparkle tone drum sets | danger |blue led's | capitalism | hot rods | purple | being the winner | learning | politics | technical writing | spirited debates | stump water | the essential mix | sql | metal | graphic design | air horns | vamacious knids | peanut butter jelly time | good ole big ones | big ole good ones | things that glow in the dark | escape | déjà vu | 4-barrels, headers and high speed hubcaps | trickery | good clean fun | homemade chili | going straight sideways | native americana | babbling brooks | aerobic kick boxing | the blue ridge parkway in autumn | sketching | lightening bugs | space | bon fires | hi-fi audio equipment | old barns and sheds | fat bottom girls | silence | firecrackers | giving chase | cookouts | the unexpected | seal point siamese | greens, taters-n-homegrown maters | communicating via body language | data systems | breakin it down |living between the sky and earth | web design | my most best good friends |

I'd like to meet:

...and then there's the drummer in me.

Music:

A Forest Mighty Black, A Tribe Called Quest, AK1200, Alice in Chains, Amon Amarth, Amon Tobin, Aphex Twin, Aphrodite, Bad Boy Bill, Beastie Boys, Ben Watt, Benny Benassi, Big Muff, Bob Seger, Bon Garcon, BT, Cafe Del Mar, Carl Cox, Celtic Frost, Chris Fortier, Cibo Matto, Coheed&Cambria, Cujo, Cynic, Daft Punk, Danny Howells, Dave Matthews Band, Dave Seaman, Dave Weckl, Death, Deep Dish, Def Leppard, Dennis Chambers, Depeche Mode, Derrick Carter, Dieselboy, Digable Planets, dj Baby Ann, dj Dara, dj Debbie D, dj Huda Hudia, dj Infiniti, dj Lisa Lashes, dj Mark Farina, dj Rick West, dj Santana, dj Tiesto, Donald Glaude, Dzihan & Kamien, Dr. Dre, Fila Brazillia, Enigma, Eric Prydz, Evanescence, Fatboy Slim, Fear Factory, Ferry Corsten, Fleetwood Mac, Fluke, Funki Porcini, Gabriel & Dresden, Gene Hoglan, Gojira, Goldfrapp, Gorillaz, Gordian Knot, Groove Collective, Guns-n-Roses, Gus Gus, Hed Kandi, Hooverphonic, Hotel Costes, Howie B, Incubus, Jam & Spoon, James Lavelle, Jason Tamplin, Jimi Hendrix, John Digweed, Judge Jules, Junior Jack, Kaskade, Kid Bippy, Kid Loco, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Les Nubians, Little Louie Vega, Lords of Acid, LTJ Bukem, Machine Head, Mad Season, Madonna, Malevolent Creation, Massive Attack, Mastodon, Matt Darey, MC Skibadee, Megadeth, Meshuggah, Metallica, Miguel Migs, Ministry, Ministry of Sound, Misstress Barbara, Moby, Mylo, Naked Music, Nappy Roots, Nevermore, Nicola Conte, NIN, Nirvana, Obituary, Outkast, Pantera, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyk, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Plump dj's, Poe, Portishead, Primus, Propellerheads, Puya, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, RATT, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Refused, Roger Sanchez, Roots Manuva, Run DMC, Rush, Sade, Sasha, Seb Fontaine, Sepultura, Sharaz, Slayer, Slipknot, Snoop Dogg, Soundgarden, Steely Dan, Steve Lawler, Stone Temple Pilots, System of a Down, Tears for Fears, Testament, The Beatles, The Crystal Method, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, The Herbaliser, The Police, The Prodigy, The Reverend Horton Heat, Thievery Corporation, Tidy Boys, Timo Mass, TooL, Tosca, Tupac, Type O Negative, Violent Femmes, Wax Poetic, Weezer, Yes

Movies:

2001: A Space Odyssey, A Christmas Story, American Beauty, American Graffiti, Austin Powers, Best in Show, Blair Witch Project, Blazing Saddles, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Casino, Christine, Dumb and Dumber, Falling Down, Fargo, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Forrest Gump, Friday, Full Metal Jacket, Goodfellas, Kellies Heroes, Killing Zoe, Mad Max, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, Platoon, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Run Silent Run Deep, Salems Lot, Saw, Seven, Slingblade, Snatch, Stand by Me (1986), The Breakfast Club, The Godfather, The Shining, TRON, Two Lane Blacktop, Vanishing Point, Weird Science, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)

Television:

Adult Swim, All in the Family, Animal Planet, Aqua Teen Hungar Force, Chappelle's Show, Comedy Central, Discovery Channel, Family Guy, FOX News, G-Force, Harvey Birdman, Hee Haw, History Channel, Land of the Lost, Martin, National Geographic, Sanford and Son, Seinfeld, Shazam!, Southpark, The Brak Show, The Dukes of Hazzard, The Electric Company, The Jeffersons, The O'Reilly Factor, The Waltons, Whats Happening!!, Wild Kingdom!