I would like to network with the madly-creative and the uber-talented. Send me some Vagenius and I will respond with an encrypted, virus-protected swoon.
Also welcome are:
The nerdily-delicious who are tired of defrosting in the vanilla order.
Snotballs and Snugglesluts...won't you take a ride in my sex-mobile?
Sublime entities with amoebic consciousness and other irresistible creatures with functioning neuron synapses.
Ubermensch
ManBearPig!