It's a Metaphor

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About Me

Sometimes children walk by me and say Mommy, that man just touched my butt. Kids shouldn't say butt, its childish. You should teach them at a young age to say ass and things like that or they will never be taken seriously in such a high powered job involved world.

My Interests

the bible

I'd like to meet:

God, my plan is to be really nice and live a good life, and then when I die I'm gonna punch god right in the face. The worst he can do is send me to hell where I'll be a celebrity for attacking god, and satan will give me my own pitchfork and demon wings.

Music:

Celine Dion

Movies:

Road House

Television:

Home Movies

Books:

Make Love! The Bruce Campbell Way

Heroes:

Elvis, John Wayne, and all the other biggots we hold as heroes

My Blog

The secret of Myspace, by Ryan Morrison

For so long I've surfed around myspace, stared at it for hours, and cried myself to sleep, trying endlessly to figure out how to put words into how ridiculous and pitiful I find it. I literally can't....
Posted by It's a Metaphor on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:27:00 PST