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Switch Blade Sal GKB

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About Me

Im generally easy going except when I smell the sperm trees that grow in my neighborhood, they always know when I am in heat
[HAVE YOU EVER..]
been kissed.. ooo yes
lied to a friend.. not about anything important
dyed ur hair no
dressed punk yes
kissed a girl yes
saw something u didnt want to pretty much on a regular basis
danced in the rain only this halloween (my costume warranted it)
lied to ur parents yes
went barefoot in the snow yes
played hockey for 12 years
made ur own clothes oooo yeah
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]
got in a fite gotten in a fight not a fite
took a shower dumbest question ever
gave a dirty look to someone daily
cried=( yes
did a cartwheel yes
went to school i lied this is the dumbest question ever (yes)
shopped yes
danced yes
got sick no ive never felt ill in my whole life
did something u regret yes
discovered something new no
[IN SCHOOL YOU...]
run to class because ur always late no i walk the same speed wheter im late or not
act perfect pfff yeah
act hyper daily
are a nerd occasionally when i play video games
in band?? never
[RIGHT NOW UR..]
in ur pjs kinda
drinkin juice
listening to music no actually just noticed i am sitting in silence
watching a movie no
iming someone nope
talkin on the fone just got off the phone
eating I cant eat i got my wisdom teeth taken out today
[CLOTHES..]
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch neither
thongs or briefs briefs
boxers anyone?!?! if you dont wear boxers you either gay or foreign
sweatpants or jeans jeans
longsleeved shirts or short sleeve short sleeve
tube tops or tanks tanks
[CURRENTLY .. ]
current clothes swishy pants and a t shirt
current mood on painkillers for my mouth
current music Motley Crue
current taste Metal
current make-up none what the fuck
current thing I ought to be doing trying to rest
[ LAST PERSON .. ]
you hugged Laurney
yelled at my mom
IMed. Chris Amodeo
you touched Laurney
[ EiTHER/0R .. ]
coffee or hot chocolate either depends on the mood
big or little Bittle
lace or satin Lace
new or old New
vogue or cosmopolitan vagina
skirt or dress Skirt
wool or cotton cotton
[DO YOU..]
put on a "front" i dont really consider myself an element of weather
have a crush on someone no
if u got a tatoo where wud u get it under my arm on the ribs
[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]
waht is the online symbol u use the most @
u have a boyfriend or girlfiend Sort of
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray Josh Hartnett especially when he is splattered on the sidewalk
what was the last thing you said some of the questions are really fucking stupid
who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with Patrick Duffy
do you like stickers Yeah
do u play with mad libs wen ur bored Very rarely
are you suicidal only when I hear country music
is your window open fuck no its winter
what was the last pair of shoes you bought Reebok Classics
do you have a little brother Yes
does he draw you cute pictures not ever
where do your grandparents live In South Park PA.
what do you think of when you hear the word click Dick
are you a moron yeah pretty much
do you like trampolines oooo trampolines oooo
have u ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum yeah deer antlers
did you see American Pie 2 yeah
do you cut yourself yeah when i make fun of myself in the mirror
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My Interests

Mainly Ice hockey, especially the Pittsburgh Penguins, and the Tampa Bay Lightning. Im also into any music that isnt trendy or catchy or any of those kinda gay words. Fucking. Another hobby of mine is getting fucked up there is nothing better than not knowing your own name especially when you are not concussed.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Hugh Coxs What's Your Porn Star Name?

I'd like to meet:

People who dont care about much and arent easily offended, I take offense to people who get offended easily. Anyone who is a freak and dosent fuck animals is cool with me not like I really care about animals but that is just really weird people are supposed to fuck other people not animals (Catherine of Russia).

Music:

I like a wide variety of music, but i will start off with the music I will not listen to. Unbearable music includes anything indy, emo, most rap (not all) and country. I am a huge fan of all kinds of metal but mostly speed and 80' metal from bands like Megadeth and Iron Maiden. Ironically i am also a little bit of a dirty hippy becuase I like bands such as the Grateful Dead, Phish, and Widespread Panic. Here is a list of bands that I listen to on a regular basis. Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Metallica, Alice in Chains, Atmosphere, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Blind Melon, Bob Marley, Boston, Bush, Busta Rhymes, Children of Bodom, CCR, Crosby, Stills, and Nash, The Doors, Dr. Dre, Dream Theater, The Eagles, Frank Zappa, Fugazi, Grateful Dead, Guns n Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, Les Claypool, Lynard Skynard, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, Motley Crue, Neil Young, Nirvana, Phil Lesh, Phish, Pink Floyd, Queen, Radiohead, Rage against the Machine, Rush, Santana, Slayer, Steve Miller Band, Styx, Sublime, Tom Petty, Trey Anastasio, Van Halen, Victor Wooten, The Who, Widespread Panic, Yes, Yngwie J. Malmsteen. (In alpabetical order after Metallica)

Movies:

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Clockwork Orange, Platoon, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Almost Famous, Miracle, Heat.

Television:

Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, NHL, NFL

Books:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Clockwork Orange, The Left Behind Series

Heroes:

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My Blog

I drink early

Today i have reached a new low.........i started drinking at 930 in the morning.  This dosent mean that I am an alcoholic it is st. patricks day even though im not irish.  I was thinkin...
Posted by Switch Blade Sal GKB on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:36:00 PST

Protect her Wrinkle before you spinkle

40'S YEEEAAAHH.  There is a reason that 80's metal is way better than any single genre of music.  Thats because it stand for sex, drugs, and rock n roll.  But now all music now stand fo...
Posted by Switch Blade Sal GKB on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:36:00 PST