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Subway Justice

I saw this on the subway the other day:   I hope no one noticed me taking this picture. New Yorkers will tell you that subway graffiti is not uncommon, in particlar on th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:48:00 GMT

Movie Madness!

There is a new movie coming out called The International about an evil bank. How evil? Real evil. This is apparently an attempt to capture the ol zeitgeist of current affairs. This has worked great ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Jan 2009 15:12:00 GMT

Edwards

Who knew John Edwards was this interesting? He was sleeping around and may have an illegitimate child. But he made sure to tell ABC News that he only did this when his wife's cancer was in remission. ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 05:08:00 GMT

Mike Trainor- GIANT

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Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:59:00 GMT

Drugs Are Bad

People say you don't need drugs to have a good time. They are right.You only need drugs to have a crazy good time.You need drugs to have a "lets stay up till Kathie Lee Gifford comes on TV" good time....
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 23:01:00 GMT

Thanks Comedy Gods!

This week began as a horrible for one for Comedy. But the Comedy Gods, they are wise. They knew Carlin's passing would be a bummer, especially to comics. They knew they had to make it up to them some...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 05:51:00 GMT

I Heart Hecklebees

Tonight will be the last show of a 10-day comedy road trip across Michigan, Ohio & Pennsylvania. On this trip I've seen things. I've seen a woman in Flint in her late 40s with blonde dread locks (She ...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 16:49:00 GMT

Sci-fi, Fantasy & Me

You know what's stupid? Harry Potter. I don't care for him. Never read the books, can't sit though the movies. But it is one of the few things in Science Fiction/Fantasy that I am not a huge fan of so...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:38:00 GMT

Online Dating Mad-Lib

As a veteran of online dating I know the secret of finding success: play the numbers. The more girls you reach out to, the greater the odds that you are going to meet that special someone. But who has...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:06:00 GMT

Coming Soon To Mount Vernon

In response to Dog the Bounty Hunter's recent racist remarks, last week he announced plans to be buried at the slave cemetery at Mount Vernon, presumably after his death:"Children will come to [the bu...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 13:47:00 GMT