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Nate the Viking

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Mankind is being destroyed. Not by war. Not by Global Warming. Not by poverty. Not by any of the commonly accused "culprits". No. Mankind is being destroyed by itself. All these so-called destroyers of men are really just by-products of Man's laziness and pursuit of convenience. War isn't so bad...until you bring in the factor of modern military technology. At the touch of a single button, we could all be turned into a planet sized pile of radioactive ash. Global Warming? Where the fuck do you think that comes from? The Arabs? Those pesky Communists? How about your huge fucking suvs that get 2 miles per gallon and pump out more pollution than an army of fat men at a Mexican buffet? And true, poverty has always existed, and probably always will, but not on the horrific scale that is has since all this "convenient" technology came around, causing the need for "oil wars" and such. Most of those Third World countries seemed to be doing fine until that happened. I mean, look at World War One. The entire fucking point of that war was basically to show off all the new technology. Thank God for the Industrial Revolution. Basically, I know that in this modern world, it's practically impossible to live without at least some technology, but at least try this sometime: Put on some fur and drink and dance around with good friends. Listen to some good folk music. And if possible, do it around a fire. It's surprisingly refreshing.

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Gay ass emo poem

I saw the flowers today,the flowers,the flowers,The flowers remind me of how fragile we are,Like the pieces of my life,the pedals fall,fall,fall,fall,Killing me slowly,And like the dirt my roots are b...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 11:51:00 GMT

The Vikings Will Rise Again!

These lyrics aren't mine...they come from an Amon Amarth song called "A Thousand Years of Oppression". I just had to share them. AS A WARNING... He hung on the windswept world tree Whose roots no one ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 19:25:00 GMT

St. Patty's Day Bludgeoning

So, by popular request, I have decided to post the full story of why my face looks the way it looks.There we were, Dave and I, one half of the international brotherhood: The Scallywags, at a party, th...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:40:00 GMT

Children International

    Ok...I want you to count to three. Once you hit three, I want you to say, "A child just died." Then do it again. Because it'll be true. A child dies every three seconds from prevent...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 10:58:00 GMT

10 Commandments of Metal

By Joacim Cans & Oscar Dronjzak of Hammerfall 1. Thou shalt not rap. 2. Thou shalt not scratch. 3. Thou shalt not worship false idols: "fake metal or minute-bands" (Bands that are here and gone i...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 16:20:00 GMT

Wisdom of the Druids

Seven years your portion, under a stone, in a quagmire, without food, without taste, but the fire of thirst you ever torturing; the law of judges your lesson, prayer your language; And if you like to ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 23:11:00 GMT

Goodbye Tom and Jerry...

Well, it's finally happened. America has offically driven me over the edge. For all of you who don't know, the American government has banned a great classic from all TV stations. Tom and Jerry. I kno...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 17:32:00 GMT

NEW BASS!!!!!!

Hey! I got a new fucking bass! Yeah! It's a Spector! With active EMGs! Way fucking better than my old one! I'll have pics up soon! Major props to Ted!
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 14:10:00 GMT

Recording

Recording kicks ass, but it sucks when you have to learn a bunch of shit a few hours before you go in to do your tracks. The night before we were laying down the bass tracks, I found out that I&n...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 15:58:00 GMT