"I like big butts and I cannot lie."Aside from that... I collect toys. I was almost addicted to E-bay once, but I managed to pull myself away and enter rehab. "Hi, my name is Claudio, and I'm 397 days clean." Music is a huge part of my life, and so are films. I collect old movie cameras. I still own close to 3000 LP records. Yes, vinyl. Those flat discs with circular ridges on them that look like licorice. "Licorice Pizza." (Holy crap, I'm dating myself). And I still shlep them from home to home. Not that I'm an orphan or anything like that. I just move a lot. Not that I'm a gypsy or anyth- oh, just forget it. I'm creative. I took surfing lessons three years ago, and now I can't get it out of my blood. Ergo, I love to surf. I know I love to cook, but I rarely get the chance to remind myself. I absolutely love, encourage and respect open-mindedness (is that even a word?) and abhor censorship of any fu**ing kind, d**nit!I think that's good for now. I'll add more later.