I like long walks in the park, finding garbage on the street and trying to eat it until someone tries to take it from me and I go all psycho! I like tummy rub rubs and little sweaters. I like to take one piece of my kibble and fight with it in the living room for like, 5 minutes before I eat it.
Bitches! It's not offensive when I say it!
Only THE PYLONS for me!
Anything with a doorbell sound in it, I lose it.
We don't got no cable in my crate.
Are for nerds.
That grey cat that stands up to Clemente the orange cat. He's a spaz.