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Coconut

About Me

I'm a 4 year old pure bred Bichon Frise, and if any of you think that's wussy you can suck my neutered b's!

My Interests

I like long walks in the park, finding garbage on the street and trying to eat it until someone tries to take it from me and I go all psycho! I like tummy rub rubs and little sweaters. I like to take one piece of my kibble and fight with it in the living room for like, 5 minutes before I eat it.

I'd like to meet:

Bitches! It's not offensive when I say it!

Music:

Only THE PYLONS for me!

Movies:

Anything with a doorbell sound in it, I lose it.

Television:

We don't got no cable in my crate.

Books:

Are for nerds.

Heroes:

That grey cat that stands up to Clemente the orange cat. He's a spaz.