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The Mayor

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.

About Me

In my opinion, I am a very honest(some feel a little too honest and blunt) funny and fun loving, intelligent, sometimes spontanious man who is artistic and talented in his career. I can not spell if his life depended on it.Humble would be another word that has been used to describe me, but I will admit I boast about some my accomplishments from time to time, proud and hard working and feel the need to share in the joy of an ccomplishment, and hopefully inspire those around me. I would much rather be a teacher then a master when dealing with humans. I don't believe in expectations, although they may have there place in life, most often times I find myself disappointed in them..I have learned HOPE is a much happier tool in my arsenal of thought. You should expect nothing, yet hope for everything you could ever want comes true. My needs occur from my gumption in making them happen. There not given to me, I can't prey for them..I make them happen for myself. I am emotionally intelligent. Meaning, I understand emotion even if it is not my own. I can relate, put myself in the shoes and describe the feeling. Some I cannot relate too, because some are thoughts of an emotional hijacking, where we get whisked away in our emotions and lose touch with the reality of the situation. We all go through this, it's those that can learn or bring it into a rational thought that capture my attention. Because of my honesty, I have a distaste for people that lie. Some feel that feelings are a good trade for truth. I would much rather be an object of someones anger then a target of there hatred. Lying, and the stresses caused by lying kills people.We bring ourselves and our beliefs to every situation. If we can figure out which of our beliefs are no longer serving us, we can consciously change those beliefs, make new choices, and start having new kinds of experiences that are in line with what we want in life. I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. I know nothing about Football. I watch some baseball but I am actually not a fan. I am interesting to talk to, and can talk about almost anything indepth. I believe in the religion of expressing oneself and communication as the most important tool in any kind of relationship. I have alot of aquaintances. I would call myself a little popular with my peers, they nicknamed me "The Mayor" which makes me smile. I never need a babysitter or to be introduced in social situtions, I make friends easily. I am Lactose intolerant, so I can not eat dairy products. Crazy people seek me out for some reason, and they love me. Only wish I could help. I am a ladies man. I am the owner of a machine shop in Ewing,NJ. I am a airflow specialist and design or re-design the areas where air meets fuel inside of an engine (cylinder head for those in the know) for some of the fastest cars in the world (drag racing). I have been in numerous magazines such as Hot Rod, Turbo, Modified, Super Chevy, Super Street, Speed Style and Sound. I have an addiction to horsepower and the science behind making it happen.me..englishtown 2002StreetGlow Solara 6.62@211 : VS:Don Nase Jr. HeadGames Motorworks Equipted.. ....Luis Corujo HeadGames Motorworks equipted2JZ Supra combustion chamber...I like butts...Garnett's is super fine...I like to go REAL fucking fast...

My Interests

I have an addiction, this addiction has made my life miserable and stressful at times, yet rewarding and leaving me with a sense of accomplishment. My addiction makes me work hard everyday, I have to out do myself or reinvent consistantly. It has consumed me in every sense of the word. I could not fathom my life away from it. I was born with this addiction I speak of, and it has shaped my life in so many positive ways. My addiction is HORSEPOWER. Horsepower has made me strive to be the best. Made me fearless in trying new things. Practice rational thought. Helped me feel good about myself on a daily basis. It is a unbelievable feeling to do what you absolutly love, everyday. I don't work I play! I also enjoy listening to music. Good conversation, where no stone goes untouched. going to the movies. walks.996 Porsche 980hp valve job..in my Sunnen seat and guide machine..... Mark Mazurawski...Fastest and quickest 240SX in the WORLD!! 9.35 @157mph in a quarter mile..HeadGames supported....996 Porsche head before and after Bullish MotorRacing...dominates My only girlfriend...My Buick..10.70's @128+mph Circa 1999My Lexus...this is going to be a bad mother fucker..

I'd like to meet:

This is tough one. I would like to meet a real woman, That would be cool...someone sincear and honest. Not afraid to tell the truth no matter the situation. Has some direction. Easy to hang out with. Understanding, funny, supportive. I am popular and I need someone who can handle the spotlight. Loves or at least likes cars! Doesn't have so much baggage I get weighed down from it or become a object of it. Dreams come true sometimes. Other than that I just need good humans.

Music:

Cold play. Radiohead. Naked music. Portishead. Slipnot. Tribe. Roots. Eminem. Mobb Depp. to many far to many.
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Movies:

Finding Nemo. ELF. Never Ending Story. Gone in 60 Sec. (the original) Hero, Last Samuri. to name a few.. CHECK ME OUT ON THE HIT TV SERIESPINKS!!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Dave Localio was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. he punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.Localio is not lactose intolerant; he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit.Localio is the reason why Waldo is hidingLocalio once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Dave Localio could use to kill you, including the room itself.Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North; They point in the direction of Dave Localio..There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Localio allows to live.When Localio goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.Localio has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now?, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT! They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN! The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Localio ate him for good measure. The incident has since been referred to as Christmas.Localio can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.David Localio is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.Localio has two speeds: Walk and kill.When David Localio jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Localio'd instead.Localio can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.When Localio was born, the nurse said, "holy crap! That's David "The Mayor" Localio!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.Localio played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.Dave Localio was the hunter who shot Bambi's mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.Localio coined the phrase, "I could eat a horse," after he ate every last unicorn in existence.In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by David Localio, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.Localio once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.On his birthday, Localio randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.Dave Localio can divide by zero.You are what you eat. That is why Localio's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.When Localio does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; He's pushing the Earth down.Crop circles are Localio's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lay the fuck down.Dave Localio is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.The last time Dave Localio went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Dave Localio.Dave Localio invented Asian people, because he thinks they're cute and don't take up much room.Dave Localio can count past infinityDavid Localio's Mustang does not travel on solid surfaces, but instead mathematical planes. In other words, it can go wherever the hell he wants.Localio defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because David loves you.If you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Dave Localio, there would only be two hits: David hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.When Localio has nightmares, people around him start dying for no reason.Dave Localio knows the muffin man; he had sex his wife.Dave Localio holds the copyright on the letters "DL." Every time the letters appears in print, he receives a check in the mail for $13.50World champion eater Takeru Kobayashi once ate 53.5 hot dogs in 12 minutes. Allotted the same time, David ate Kobayashi.There is a 11th commandment, edited out of the Bible, that says "None of the above applies to Dave Localio."Dave Localio was the first man on the moon, and claimed it by carving a gigantic "DL" stretching from horizon to horizon. In his wisdom, he carved it on the dark side, as a warning to any aliens who might even think of attacking.

Television:

CNN, History channel, The Learning Channel, HBO, American Chopper, Rides, OverHaulin. Pinks Honda..

Books:

Tuesday's with Morrie, Celestine Prophecy, Emotional intelligence, Radical Honesty, Coloring between the lines lots of good ones I guess mostly the self help kind I used to be into Dean R.Koontz and Stephen King back in the day.

Heroes:

My Father, this man works so hard and has tought me so much from how to be a really good person, to cleaning a car. His interests in cars shaped my life. I can only hope I grow to half the man he is. My Mother,a very strong woman that tought me very young to stand up for myself and be fearless in doing so. I think she made me the ladies man that I am today. And made me love learning as much as she does.

My Blog

word.

It's always helpful to observe what we talk about and who we say we are, and then to observe what we actually do in the world. Sometimes we realize our actions haven't caught up with what we are sayin...
Posted by The Mayor on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:09:00 PST

Fear makes the wolf bigger then he is

        As the journey of  my life unfolds, there are so many doors that have opened  during the course, leading me into...
Posted by The Mayor on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST

experience it..

It's safe to say that there are times in each of our lives that we wish we could just press a fast forward button propelling us out of our current situation and thrust us into the future. Bypassing al...
Posted by The Mayor on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:00:00 PST

Simple Acts..

  Simple Acts..   He knew the train schedule without looking at it. He could recite it, no matter the destination. From the time it left the Hamilton,NJ Amtrak station to anywhere in the NE ...
Posted by The Mayor on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

Fear and the future...

Fear...often based on the uncertainty of our resolve. It's happens to all of us, even the strongest of the strong..We see success on the horizon and when we cannot discern how it will impact our li...
Posted by The Mayor on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:09:00 PST

The Golden Rule...

In this world there exists a simple precept that has that when followed can have the power to end conflicts before they arise. Although this power is sometimes ignored, it is not a fallacy. It is a ke...
Posted by The Mayor on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:53:00 PST

Pinks..Part 1

          The Mayor David Localio went on a mission unlike any other mission he has been on yet. This mission would test him; test his knowledge, courage, ...
Posted by The Mayor on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 10:13:00 PST

Short child hood story...

          My love, or fetish with the automobile started at my inception. I used to drag my parents to car lots just to look at the cars and always had to ...
Posted by The Mayor on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:08:00 PST

Just a thought...........

Have you ever had a person in your life that even though you thought so much about them it was so hard to collect your thoughts and come out something intelligent sounding? Someone who just made you f...
Posted by The Mayor on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 05:46:00 PST

Santa Clause

   I just had this dream. I was walking through a snow storm and had just left my parents house where my father was cleaning the basement as he is often found cleaning or doing something, ne...
Posted by The Mayor on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:00:00 PST