Implant from the Lone Star State to the North Star State... Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Once was a world famous rock star but got sick of the limelight and paparazzi, faked my own death, and changed my name. Became a tourist, travelling all over the world in the style of my hero, Kwai Chang Caine. Sailed the seas on my own ship and am responsible for saving dozens of lives and discovering new islands. Dabbled a bit in magick and world politics, tried my hand at professional sports, and wrote a few best selling novels. Lived with the Samurai, saved a few endangered species, and came up with the ending for Lost. Pulled kittens from burning buildings, taught young kids to read, came very close to ending world hunger, and basically changed a whole lot of lives.
Spent years in the witness protection program hiding from mafia goons who wanted to kidnap me for my super powers, ninja-like abilities, biting sarcasm, and mad cooking skills.
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