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WRONG!

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Lets face it: If you’re a girl in a bar who has a boyfriend, instead of “hello,” I think the first word out of your mouth should be required by law to be…“boyfriend.” For some reason, people get very offended when I tell them I don't know how to drive stick. I've never understood this obsession with manual transmissions. Why would I ever want to drive stick? No one can ever explain to me the advantage. They just always say, "Well, you have more control over the car." More control? You're telling me you have more control over the car by shifting gears when it "feels" right than a sophisticated computer that adjusts automatically? Now that doesn't make any sense at all.----Sometimes my friends will say something to me that starts with either Dont let me forget to or remind me to. These are absolutely the two most worthless phrases in everyday conversation. If my brain had any additional capacity to remember extra information, it would certainly start with more important things like going to class or how much Ive already had to drink, not helping other people with daily tasks.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” -Herman Goering

Movies:

wet hot american summer,kingpin, army of darkness, caddyshack, blazing saddles, belly, mall rats, clerks, chasing amy

Television:

anything reality or on the food network

Books:

freakonomics, odd thomas, the prince, the art of war

My Blog

If I said,

-the fact that "socialite" is even a word makes me angry.-I love "Family Guy" and have seen every single episode.  But do you think they could at least try to make somewhat of an effort not to ma...
Posted by WRONG! on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:51:00 PST

So you're telling me there's a chance.....yeah!

 -Why do people slow down when they see a cop on the side of the road giving someone else a ticket? I dont think the cop is gonna jump back in his car to chase you down you idiot!-Ever notice th...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

back on the wagon

· -What the hell is treble? Treble is just one of those things that we all take for granted but no one knows exactly what it is. Ask the person next to you what treble is. They definitely don't have a...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

that's right I'm drunk

· Quote from my lil bro in TKE trying to pick up a random girl from Virginia, I own a helicopter· Side note: my lil bro cant even spell helicopter (hes the best).· Is it weird that I only like r...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Talking to girls (What Ive noticed)

Studies have shown that 95%  of women prefer sense of humor as their most important trait when selecting a lover. Well, I conducted a study of my own, and 100% of women are full of shit. I'm goin...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

back in college

-Do you ever start out whispering to someone, like in the library for example, and then realize that theres so much background noise that you have to start doing a yell-whisper just so the other pe...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Another Drunkin' Summer

-Every morning after a party my roommate and I wander around the room hungover and dehydrated clearing away just enough trash to live above the poverty line for the rest of the weekend. Every now and ...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sex and college

I know people who claim they went to college only because they heard it would increase their chances of getting laid. I can only assume that, when they're sitting in class and everyone else is taking ...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to be a College Student

The basics of being a college student If you ever wanted to know how to be a college student, then you have come to the right place. The world of a college student involves a rigorous schedule, odd...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Males in their early twenties...

Males in their early twenties approach each new situation in life the same way we approach the new issue of Maxim Magazine - first we look for the hot girls, then we check to see if there is anything ...
Posted by WRONG! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST