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matt thompson

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About Me

Hi. I'm Matt Thompson. I've been told I can "twerk it","drop it like it's hot" and "toot it up." I am a master of the lost art of tap dancing. I work uptown. I'll see Nancy Grace in Hell.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

My Neighbors. The head of Financial Aid. Playas. Pimps. Hoes. Pimp-Hoes. The guy who invented Andygator and Turbodog-genious... Albert Gore. Rachel Ray so I can kick her fucking face in. The Executive Branch, Anybody from High School.. Especially if you are fat and have reproduced.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

All sorts... I'm trained at the piano-17 years of conservatory training. I know what's up.

Movies:

Grey Gardens, Jean-Claude et Cristo, The Godfather pts. I and II, The Life Aquatic, Rushmore,Taxi Driver,The Road to Wellville,Kill Bill,Alien, Aliens, Alien 3,Mars Attacks!,2001, 2010,Showgirls, A Divine Wind, This is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Waiting For Guffman,Full Metal Jacket, Jesus Christ Superstar, Hair, Desperate Living, Pecker, Polyester, Rosemary's Baby,Mommie Dearest,Raging Bull, The Last Temptation of Christ, Angels in America,Natural Born Killers,Beetlejuice,Teen Witch, Do The Right Thing, Summer of Sam, Bamboozled,Crooklyn,Helter Skelter, Valley of the Dolls

Television:

Infomercials,MXC,Top Chef, NOLA Public Access, Iron Chef,Paula Dean,Cops, Reno 911,Family Guy,Futurama,Strangers With Candy,Full House, Saved by the Bell, Big Love, Ace of Cakes, Predator:Raw

Books:

Assassination Vacation, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Middlesex, The Road to Wellville,Sex With Kings, Atlas of Ancient Mesopotamia, House of Leaves, Epic of Gilgamesh, Bayou Farewell, The Last Temptation of Christ, How We Die, Blindness, The World Is Flat, Tropic of Cancer, Notes From Underground, Christ The Lord, The Shamanic Way Of The Bee, Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee, The Gnostic Gospels, Under The Banner Of Heaven, One Dead in the Attic

Heroes:

yamammaanddem

My Blog

Stories from my old 'hood...

From CNN.com The Wal-Mart store in uptown New Orleans, built within the last year, survived the storm but was destroyed by looters. "They took everything  all the electronics, the food, the bikes," ...
Posted by matt thompson on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 08:15:00 PST