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Bryan

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I know, I know, you’re thinking “Why would such an incredibly witty (and cute) guy need to use a website to meet people?” Well, it’s because I have a large, misshapen hump on my back. Just kidding. It’s actually a very shapely hump. No, seriously. No hump. Really. I have a good back. You should see it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone. Everyone.
Well, not so much psycho killers, or people with excessive and offensive body odor, or pedophiles, or right-wing zealots, or people who think Stairway to Heaven is the best song ever, or Lot Lizards, or professional character assassins, or people who shout "Jump!" at window-ledge suicidals, or people who commute in Humvees, or people who rank cool above good, or serial bombers, or the intentionally cruel, or people who think I'm dumb, unless they have some solid evidence.
Everyone else I want to meet.
Also, I'm looking for people to climb with, write with, or practice my Japanese with.
Oh, also, I have a pretty girl fetish.

My Blog

Long Vs. Short. (Hair. I'm talking about hair. Pig.)

Ok, so, Evgenia is telling me the key to meeting women is to grow my hair out again. I'm ambivalent. I kinda like short hair. But then again, I kinda like being told I'm "totally hot." So, I don't th...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Nov 2004 16:19:00 GMT

If...

If you love somebody, set them free. If they come back to you, it's probably because they left some stuff at your place.
Posted by on Mon, 15 Nov 2004 11:57:00 GMT

Monday morning surprise

Someone broke into my car last night! Awesome! Apparently, my backpack full of dirty climbing clothes must have looked like pure, unadulterated mana from ye frickin gods, because it was worth smashing...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Nov 2004 11:17:00 GMT

The point of MySpace...

...seems to be to link bisexual raver girls together with other bisexual raver girls, most of whom appear to be named Kat or Nissa. Seriously, I'm having a hard time understanding how this country...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2004 11:51:00 GMT

Pinky.

My pinky is numb. It's been numb for four days. FOUR DAYS! So, I was skiing over the weekend and I made one of my spectacular trademark jumps (which, to the untrained eye, can look an awful lot lik...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2004 15:41:00 GMT

Say "Cheese," and mean it.

You know what I haven't mastered? The art of self-photography. I mean, seriously, if Friendster/MySpace has done anything, it's made self-photography the most abused form of expression since bad teen ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2004 16:21:00 GMT