i like to wake up in a strange place in different clothes than i fell asleep in. im seriously in need of an arch nemesis in my life. i really want one and im currently taking applications so feel free to inquire. i have almost no goals or ambitions in life but the few that i do have include fighting a bear, using a crossbow in self defense and looting...i dont care where, i just want to loot something so i can say, "yeah, i looted that spot once." one day i will own a crocodile and a monkey that hates it and throws firecrackers at it all day. i enjoy using the word "hillbilly" as a verb. other words that i enjoy are "jank" and "chunk." i like to drink alone and listen to "ace of bass" in my underwear. i will truly be happy when i have entrance music and pyrotechnics upon entering an event one day. comic books are the most underappreciated form of art. i havent paid rent for almost two years and as my friends put it, im just "relaxin'." i can walk on water, eat bullets, shit ice cream and throw a textbook quality overhand left hook. i would like to work the phrase, "shit'll buff out" into my daily verbage. ummmm....i was a history major but i dont know who the second president was but i do know who the head doozer was on fraggle rock...his name is cotterpin. the thought that smurfs are "three apples high" scares the hell outta me...i mean thats kinda big and there's like 100 of them. really skinny eyebrows piss me off. dont get me wrong, frida khalo is gross but pencil thin is not hot. ummmm...yeah. thats itI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts! Myspace Graphics
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