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Holy Whoa, It's Jess!!

If I had a shotgun, you know what I'd do - I'd point that shit straight into the sky and shoot heave

About Me



How kick ass would it be if any of these people were me?? (except the big, bald guy).

By the way, see this movie. It's awesome.

Top 10 Bands I Listened to Last Week

My Interests

cows, cuddling, dancing, dogs, elephants, family, food, football, friends, grooving, happiness, jon stewart, kissing, laughing, life, love, movies, music, reading, singing, sleeping, smiling, snuggling, stephen colbert, thinking, watching

I'd like to meet:



Lasse Gjertsen.

It is essential that he and I become friends.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Barenaked Ladies, The Beatles, Benfolds Five, Brand New, Bright Eyes, CAKE, Catch 22, Death Cab for Cutie, Flogging Molly, Incubus, Jack Johnson, Jethro Tull, Led Zeppelin, Les Miserables, Less Than Jake, Lucky Boys Confusion, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Mountain Goats, Ok Go, Postal Service, Queen, Reel Big Fish, Rent, Richard Thompson, The Rolling Stones, Rx Bandits, Say Anything, Shins, Streetlight Manifesto, Sublime, Tenacious D, Tool, Weezer, The Who, World/Inferno Friendship Society, Zox, .... about a million more.

Movies:

Amelie, American Psycho, An Inconvenient Truth, Army of Darkness, Artificial Intelligence, Batman Begins, Batteries Not Included, Big Fish, Blues Brothers, Cannibal! The Musical, Cars, Children of Men, Chronicles of Narnia, Equilibrium, Fifth Element, Garden State, Hairspray, Hero, Hot Fuzz, Idiocracy, The Jerk, Juno, King Kong, Life Is Beautiful, The Little Mermaid, Little Miss Sunshine, Lucky Number Slevin, Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human, Moulin Rouge, Nightmare Before Christmas, No Country for Old Men, Pan's Labyrinth, Rent, Run Lola Run, Science of Sleep, Shaun of the Dead, Snatch, Stardust, Sweeney Todd, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Who Killed the Electric Car?

Television:

Colbert Report, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Daily Show, Family Guy, Flight of the Conchords, Futurama, Jeopardy, Ninja Warriors, The Office, Robot Chicken, South Park, Spaced

Books:

All the Harry Potter books, A Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night time, A Thousand Splendid Suns, A Wrinkle in Time, America: The Book, American Gods, Animal Farm, Clockwork Orange, Confessions of an Ugly Step Sister, Da Vinci Code, Fahrenheit 451, The Giver, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, I am Legend, Les Miserables, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Running with Scissors, Son of a Witch, Watership Down, Wicked, all Christopher Pike books, I don't care if I'm too old for them.

Heroes:

Stretch Armstrong, man, his arms can stretch out to next week!

My Blog

Heh, remember ENRON

i was going through an old disc and i found this thing my friend showed me on Enron, it's very humerous. Subject: How to Explain Enron to Your Children and/or Students     Feudalism -You ha...
Posted by Holy Whoa, It's Jess!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST