Update: We Still have no F***ing clue where this guy is. |
I barely remember how to do this I-*COUGH* son of a-*COUGH**COUGH*breadsti-*REGURGITATE* ohh what do you know? It wasn't a breadstick after all, it was a chicken flavored uncooked brick of Ramen... in... Posted by Carter on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST |
--Disclaimer: Revolutions-- |
I know I said that I wouldn't have a blog in a while, but this one doesn't involve any extravagant stories or anything. Like the title says, its just a "Disclaimer ... revolutions...." Anyway, If you ... Posted by Carter on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST |
Barefoot Trackstar and a Pie in the Face |
The last weekend in August proved to be an interesting one, for this story may turn out to be crazier than last weeks. For those of you who haven't read last weeks blog, take this moment to go back an... Posted by Carter on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST |
Riding in Cars with Cops |
Ahhhh... let's see, where to begin? ... hmmm .... Well, I know I haven't written a blog in a while. I think I may have forgotten how to do it. Ohhh yeah that's right, I'll start at the beginning,... Posted by Carter on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:02:00 PST |
B.Y.O.D: Bring Your Own DEAD! |
BIG GAY MAN: You know, I know your boy Jeremy is pretty tough, but I think I could take him.JACK BUNGART BEITCH: No, no you couldn't.......Oh, sorry thats just a script for a play I am writing. Believ... Posted by Carter on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:50:00 PST |
Three Tequila ... Floor |
Before we get on to my extraordinary lookback on my weekends observations, I would like to begin with a simple mathematical equation: &nb
sp; &... Posted by Carter on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:27:00 PST |
---Disclaimer Reloaded--- |
And so it seems that Mondays may serve a higher purpose once again. Higher than reprogramming yourself to waking up early for work after the 48 hour drunken charade others call a "weekend." Higher tha... Posted by Carter on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:14:00 PST |
---Disclaimer--- |
No crazy and/or outrageous story here this time(sorry). Although last Sunday(Memorial Eve) was somewhat interesting. Mozes yelled at this chick who definately deserved it, and The Stoneface puked in a... Posted by Carter on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:41:00 PST |
I don't Read what I Drink... |
Despite what was said in my previous blog, I returned to Michigan due to unforseen circumstances. The outcome... well ... was nothing short of blogworthy yet again.I arrived at the Kingdom of Intoxica... Posted by Carter on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:37:00 PST |
I Read you Reading my Mind |
One weekend I traveled up to Michigan for my final visit of the month, a visit that included Mozes' great financial acquisition, Kyle'S ass's birthday party, and the return of the greatest beerpong te... Posted by Carter on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:58:00 PST |