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Carter

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About Me

Well I figured I would tell you a little bit about myself in a way that surveys cannot... in a striptease! No, just kid, just kid, dirty boy. But I did do away with the survey, it was old and I kept moving and etc. Anyway, I am 5'10" and my weight fluctuates between about 172 - 178 lbs. If I could describe myself in one word, it would be... indescribable. I am easy going, sarcastic, recently I discovered that I can be offensive(after I laughed at a Special Olympics poster online). I love all sports except when people consider Poker a sport. Then, briefly, I cry a little bit. Don't get me wrong, Poker is sweet and all, but any "sport" that you can eat, drink and be merry while playing it, is not a sport. If someone wants to challenge me in a heated debate on this topic, feel free to message me, and if a winner cannot be determined, a two-men sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a winner can be determined. As far as music goes, I listen to anything and everything. You'll find that my music profile on here will drastically change from Johnny Cash(R.I.P) to Papoose in a matter of days. Anyway, that's that for now. Last thing to do is to give a big shout out to all of my boys(and girls) up in that cold ass Mitten state(how ironic) and to you too Jeremy in your warm climates, and your makeout parties, and your glass candy. Peace.

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My Interests

Writing, Working out, playing sports (basically everything ... even curling[well not curling but you get the idea])and other stuff etc.Capoeira

I'd like to meet:

Hayden Panettiere, Lance Armstrong, God(I've got some questions), my biological father: Joe Cooper(obscure BASEketball referrence).
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Music:

Pretty much anything ... Just depends on the mood.a

Movies:

Anything Broken lizard, anything Matt Stone and Trey Parker, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the new one, not the old gay one) Amittyville Horror (the new one, not the old gay one) Harold and Kumar go to White Castle (and yes no plot, but hey... Jamie Kennedy's cameo was fuckin hilarious), Dogma, and so on and so on.

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen, Sportscenter (every morning), NBA (Pistons and Cavaliers bitch), March Madness,The Daily Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Baseball tonight.

Books:

The Bible, Dan Brown stuff, etc.

Heroes:

God, of course, he has saved my life on occasion. And if there is time, Josh Newhouse, ohhh fo shoski.

My Blog

Update: We Still have no F***ing clue where this guy is.

I barely remember how to do this I-*COUGH* son of a-*COUGH**COUGH*breadsti-*REGURGITATE* ohh what do you know? It wasn't a breadstick after all, it was a chicken flavored uncooked brick of Ramen... in...
Posted by Carter on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST

--Disclaimer: Revolutions--

I know I said that I wouldn't have a blog in a while, but this one doesn't involve any extravagant stories or anything. Like the title says, its just a "Disclaimer ... revolutions...." Anyway, If you ...
Posted by Carter on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:06:00 PST

Barefoot Trackstar and a Pie in the Face

The last weekend in August proved to be an interesting one, for this story may turn out to be crazier than last weeks. For those of you who haven't read last weeks blog, take this moment to go back an...
Posted by Carter on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:38:00 PST

Riding in Cars with Cops

Ahhhh... let's see, where to begin? ... hmmm .... Well, I know I haven't written a blog in a while. I think I may have forgotten how to do it. Ohhh yeah that's right, I'll start at the beginning,...
Posted by Carter on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 05:02:00 PST

B.Y.O.D: Bring Your Own DEAD!

BIG GAY MAN: You know, I know your boy Jeremy is pretty tough, but I think I could take him.JACK BUNGART BEITCH: No, no you couldn't.......Oh, sorry thats just a script for a play I am writing. Believ...
Posted by Carter on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 09:50:00 PST

Three Tequila ... Floor

Before we get on to my extraordinary lookback on my weekends observations, I would like to begin with a simple mathematical equation:        &nb sp;  &...
Posted by Carter on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:27:00 PST

---Disclaimer Reloaded---

And so it seems that Mondays may serve a higher purpose once again. Higher than reprogramming yourself to waking up early for work after the 48 hour drunken charade others call a "weekend." Higher tha...
Posted by Carter on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:14:00 PST

---Disclaimer---

No crazy and/or outrageous story here this time(sorry). Although last Sunday(Memorial Eve) was somewhat interesting. Mozes yelled at this chick who definately deserved it, and The Stoneface puked in a...
Posted by Carter on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 04:41:00 PST

I don't Read what I Drink...

Despite what was said in my previous blog, I returned to Michigan due to unforseen circumstances. The outcome... well ... was nothing short of blogworthy yet again.I arrived at the Kingdom of Intoxica...
Posted by Carter on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:37:00 PST

I Read you Reading my Mind

One weekend I traveled up to Michigan for my final visit of the month, a visit that included Mozes' great financial acquisition, Kyle'S ass's birthday party, and the return of the greatest beerpong te...
Posted by Carter on Mon, 15 May 2006 11:58:00 PST