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THERON

THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE, IT WAS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH A DEAD BODY, BUT THIS TIME LADIES AND GENTS, T

About Me

Well this should be interesting. I think I’m kinda weird and hard to figure out. I can talk to anyone. If you’re reading this right now and bitching cause you cant see then please just highight it fuckers.I have no shame, and I talk about everything. I’m very sporadic in my thinking and talking. I’m open minded. I work to get from one meal to another. Someday….perhaps I shall further my education and win the lotto…well maybe just winning the lottery and having sex all day...no I'm kidding I'd probably do a whole lot more than just fuckin if I won the lottery. I'm so easily amused that life is pretty much one big joke after another. I like to learn but I also like cheating on tests, not to mention cutting and pasting. I like all sorts of tunes.....(should you choose, continue)... Albuquerque, New Mexico is the birthplace of Theron. He has much to feel content/discontent about that creates the cast in which he is. His interests/things that make him grin from ear to ear include but are not limited to are as follows: family (of course) and chums, a bit of traveling, Skoal, his 'ol hound Dixie (R.I.P.), meeting pep's, having his back shaved by topless strippers, a good conversation, coffee, warm towels outta the dryer, eating at HOOTERS or anywhere that serves alright chicken, starched pants, songs about rain, some John Grisham & Dan Brown books, occassional HAND MODELING, respect for others, sensual rub-downs and his local liquor store allowing him to put bottles on layaway.---------dislikes include: that feeling after waking from surgery, THE SMELL OF OLD BUS SEATS, onions, cabbage, expired fast food coupons, disgruntled cashiers, EMPTY KETCHUP BOTTLES, forgetting money on dates, bald tires, PINK TUX'S, spoiled milk, mondays (especially after a proud weekend), paying for gas before pumping, closing-time, getting 86'd from detox,unavoidable cold showers......etc. A

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

WORK IN PROGRSS...THANK YOU...COME AGAIN

WHO I'D LIKE TO MEET?? HMM....INVERTED NIPPLES!

Music:

Sublime, Dub FX, Slightly Stoopid, Bob Marley, Bargain Music, The Expendables, The Ziggens, Nirvana, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Primus, Pepper, Too Rude, The Police, Sting, Tenacious D, Blind Melon