[a classy broad with bad boy habits]
answering the phone: ahoenroilhiljk, asthma, boxes, climbing, coffee, jealousy, jesus, miming, newpapers burning, queso, repetition, rhyming: climbing timing miming, shiny, smelly, stuff, timing, triptophan, walls...
when i was in grade school i used to spend recess with the kids in detention so i wouldn't feel so lonely when nobody was playing with me.
in junior high one of my friends forgot to write an original poem for english so i gave her the lyrics of a veruca salt song to turn in instead. she got called into a meeting with her parents the next day because the teacher thought she was suicidal.
towards the end of my freshman year of high school, i hitch-hiked a ride home with the first guy i saw leaving chilli's who i made promise not to rape or kidnap me.
my friends used to take bets on the paraplegic kids wheelchair wrestling between the lockers.
i was always afraid to tell anyone that i had a crush on the neighborhood kid who believed he could teleport himself to other demensions in his sleep. he said that he wanted me to try to meet him sometime; i would just have to learn how to control my dreams. i lied and said i found him once and followed him until he disappeared. he was so excited because usually it took a few times to get to that level of control. i was so pleased to be impressive.
the first time i defended a kid from being bullied, he told me to shut up.
today will be less traumatic.