well, let's see. i was born in chattanooga what seems like a loooong time ago. i was raised by my mother in a truck. in fact it was the truck that my pappy crashed and died in when i wasn't even born yet. eventually we moved to columbus, ohio in a condo, but i really lived for years in a truck in the woods bent around abig old oak tree in chattanooga. when i was old enough, i started working at mcdonald's. i worked there a long time and worked my way up to manager. working there with a lot of black people, i learned to love rap music, particularly gangsta rap. sometimes i try to write my own raps. sometimes i even send them to people here on myspace. maybe i'll send one to you! i never went to college and i don't regret it. thug life!!! i just worked at mickey d's and saved every penny i eve earned. but, i lost a lot of money when i tried to get a russian mail order bride named nadia. she looked nice. but she wasn't nice at all. well, she was probly a jew because she took all that money and never came to marry me. one day it occured to me to make a sandwich with ribs and thus the mcribwich was born. i sold the idea to mcdonald's and made some money from that. but it isn't about the money. i just like the glory of inventing the mcribwich!!!! it was about ths time that i became an alcoholic, but who isn't right? i stopped working at mcdonalds some time after that and wanted to become a professional inventor. i did that for some years. not too long ago, i invented the full body condom. this gave me the idea of going into medicine. now i really want to be a nurse, i just don't want to go to school for it. i also love animals.i have two pets, a dog and a snake. here they are together playing.
