funny stuff for stoners |
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
~as quoted by Mitch Hedberg~~I
thought everyone should hear this skit perf...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 07:57:00 GMT |
conflicting thoughts |
we used to have so much fun together,i can remember just like yesterday,the way i felt,the smell of your skin,your radiant smile,the open conversations,and the laughter.the pain never stoped.im happie...
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 07:55:00 GMT |
ftw |
so my family has proven themselves to not give a damn about me..my mother was a douchebag to me on fuckin mothers day so i care not to talk to her anymore..or anyone who has a problem with me or my hu...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 00:20:00 GMT |
pillow land |
i didnt really believe my friends when they talked about a place called pillow land,but its true.i've finaly found a ridiculously soft bed.i realize i just had a smoke break,but this bed is the most c...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 18:25:00 GMT |
fuck it |
laying here staring at the wall..is this where i've been after all,groggy and unsure,i dont get the picture.wallz are moving in, gotta get away,from this life of dismayanxious and lazymy body in a fre...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:58:00 GMT |
COULD BE ME |
Could be me
She walks into the room,her beauty has caught your stare,her juicey lips,her mysterious eyes,her lucious legs,her suductive moves,the way she walks,the way she talks,has gotten you wraped...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:16:00 GMT |
why? |
Why?
Why is it that when you fall in love, it comes back around to bite you in the ass.
Why is it when people are nice, people are mean to them.
Why is it that nice guys finish last.
Why is it that ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:00:00 GMT |
horoscopes |
ARIESYou tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would m...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 14:56:00 GMT |
