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Kaptian Ron

-=(Live like you'll never die, and love like it never hurts)=-

About Me

Hello everyone. My name is Kamron... and i am a spazz. i enjoy life way to much for it to be normal. I want to do and be everything that my happen to pop into my head. i believe randomness and the lack of relevance is the spice of life. I really, really like music (maybe to much).I believe that people as a whole are stupid (not directly you) They do stupid things, they say stupid things, and they get worked up over the most gosh-darn stupid things (and don’t deny it, cuz you’ve been there before) some people think the best of every one; I do the same, just under the light of the earlier statement. when people do stupid things; oh well, it was going to happen eventually... no shock...no hurt feelings. Facts about Kamron Beheshty you did not know: -Kamron Beheshty does not sleep. He waits. -Kamron Beheshty does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Kamron Beheshty goes killing. -Kamron Beheshty counted to infinity - twice. -If you can see Kamron Beheshty, he can see you. If you can't see Kamron Beheshty you may be only seconds away from death. -When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Kamron Beheshty. -Kamron Beheshty built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Kamron met all three bullets with his insanely powerfull eyebrows, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. -When Kamron Beheshty sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Kamron Beheshty has not had to pay taxes ever. -To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Kamron Beheshty smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. -Kamron Beheshty ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. -Kamron Beheshty likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". -Kamron Beheshty does not use defense, instead, he uses counter-offense.

My Interests

Makin stuff, video games, thinking of cool ideas, drawing, hangin out, bike riden, hiken, campin, BBQin (only the worlds greatest ribs), cookin, makin music ( http://www.myspace.com/kineticlink ),and listenin to music

I'd like to meet:

align=center colspan=2TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kamron Chad Beheshty
Birthday: July 23, 1986
Birthplace: Virginia Beach, Virginia
Current Location: Tulsa Oklahoma
Eye Color: Brown, Gold, Green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6"4'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Boring old Righty
Your Heritage: 1/2 Persian, 1/4 cherokee, 1/4 scot-irish german (yes that makes me a mutt:)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberland Pro series work boots
Your Weakness: Procrastination
Your Fears: Being old and unfullfilled
Your Perfect Pizza: SUPREME( with extra cheese:)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finding and deciding where I’ll spend the next 5 years
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Eeeeee!
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it? were is my cell phone?
Your Best Physical Feature: I've been getting "you have the coolest eyes" lately so there you go
Your Bedtime: Depends on when I’m tired, and what event occurs tomorrow and when
Your Most Missed Memory: Me and my brother haveing fun like all was right with world
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi and coke, as in-animate objects, can both burn in the fiery pits of hell, and I dowt that the dwellers of that place would themselves, enjoy their “cool crisp taste”. I like tea... and high pulp orange juice... and barq’s root beer...
MacDonalds or Burger King: I like old school BK... i'm talkn big sighn up front " welcome to burger king, home of the 99cent whopper"
Single or Group Dates: Recent developments have led me to decide dating as a whole, sucks. But my philosophy for dating I can sum up for you in a simple song lyric. “Froggy went a courtin and he DID RIDE!!” but not just out there stickn his neck out, but ARMMED with a PISTOL and a SWORD!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona green tea :)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanila Ice Cream, but chocolate candy
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mixed/ strong and sweet
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: At least once a week, and then again only in my head
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Avraged out, not once a day, but still 7 a week
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, wouldn't mind sommore
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absolutely
Do you play an Instrument: Yes ( just not as well as i would hope:)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Would I be considered beat up if the other guy looked worse?
Ever Shoplifted: As a dumb child? Yes
How do you want to Die: Ready
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Alive
What country would you most like to Visit: i would love to visit them all, but if i had to pick... i hear nothing but good things about Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Different/ cool-abnormal
Favourite Hair Color: Thick :)
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Above 4"6'
Weight: No prefrance, just could keep up if we went hikeing :)
Best Clothing Style: Laid back, but not too hoboish or trailer park(but classy can be really hot)
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 5 :(
Number of Piercings: None that i know of... l:/
Number of Tattoos: One ( i got jabbed in the rist with a pen:)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None. the hard things i have experienced in life have maid me the awesome person i am today

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or -

Music:

Every thing but country and satanic Johnny Cash, Gorilaz, Fleetwood Mac, Andy McKee, Jasmon, Paul Oakenfold, Hillsong United, The Postal Service, Bob/Damian Marley, The Beatles, Mos Def, Blackalicious, Prodigy, Led Zeplin, Matisyahu, Todd Agnew, Divine Fire, Van Morrison, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, The Police, U2 Queen, Steve Miller Band, (80's) Michel Jackson, Richard Cheese, and MANY MANY MORE!!!click on my ponies! ..

Movies:

I can enjoy every movie known to man at least once, but i must say the movies i would go back to see again are ones that are suspenseful, stupid funny or movies that are like outer limits episodes.

Television:

Adult swim, csi, stargate, outer limits, colbert report, snl, stuff like that...

Books:

The Bible..

Heroes:

I believe that Jesus Christ is lord (not to be confused with (hey-zeus), that Mexican dude that lives down the street), that he was born of a virgin (who was in no way divine or perfect), died on the cross and was risen from the dead on the third day so that we could be cleansed from sin and be closer to Him ( "Him" being God, not the stupid band). No, I’m not closed minded, but simply playing for the winning team, and if you can convince me wrong then by all means feel free to:). All I know is there’s a real hell to shun and a heaven to gain, and I know where I’m going. And believe me when I say I’m not going to hell over some stupid excuse like “daddy didn’t love me”. I’d be going out Scarface stile: guns a blazin’ with the world in my hands!Joseph C. Gayetty (invented toilet paper in 1857) I can't tell you how many times he has saved my butt.THANKS JOE :)

My Blog

I'm going to turn my self in to the police

STING AND THE POLICE!!! >:PThat's right, Sting and the Popo's are starting their reunion tour at the Bonnaroo music Fest in Manchester Tennessee and I'mona be there!!! And not just them; I'm talkn bou...
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:10:00 PST

In case you didn't know.

I believe that Jesus Christ is lord (not to be confused with (hey-zeus), that Mexican dude that lives down the street), that he was born of a virgin (who was in no way divine or perfect), died on the ...
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

Ohio, hear i come!

Ohio, hear i come!... is the title of this blog, and is very self explanitory. I Will be working at a church aka "the rock" located eastish of Cleavland. As of now, i have my first invite to spea...
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

Fairwell good sir!

It..s official! I have been redeemed from Tulsa! Yes that..s right fair well good friends and random friends I see every now and then. May our paths meet again in the some what distant forthcoming fut...
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 01:39:00 PST

Waz kracin Kamarony?

Hey every one!:D It's been a while but SHAZAM! If you didn't know already I am a LUMBERJACK for the oil and gas company WOO! (Funny my home is in Louisville, KY, I live in Tulsa, OK, and work in TX......
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:37:00 PST

No Problem

      You know... I love my life. I do. And I look at other peoples lives and I say " Gosh flippin monkey, I am blessed to have what I have, to know whom I know, and to be goi...
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:41:00 PST

Serious for twice

             I have my own philosophy: every one is weird at the core, normality is the futile effort to cover ones own weirdness. There are 3 bas...
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:53:00 PST

Serious for once

     I have been thinking recently about life (as we all do) and I thought to my self; where am I going, where do I want to go and where are the decisions I have been making taking...
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:55:00 PST

http://www.myspace.com/kineticlink

i have a new artist site!!! check it out, it flipin rocks!!!
Posted by Kaptian Ron on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 07:32:00 PST