Captain Beefdart

People think I am a crazy bastard. I say what is on my mind, I live for the moment most of the time. My spirit, for the most part, is FREE! People misunderstand me constantly, either because they are insecure about themselves, and are intimidated, or can't stand the fact that I act the way they want but can't because of thier own personal limitations. People that don't know me usually hate me at first and think I am an arrogant conceited prick. People that know me well usually love me to death. I have some of the most loyal and dedicated friends of anyone I know. That's because when you are my friend, I am loyal and dedicated. I am usually well intentioned. What people don't get is that I don't need attention, I just get it. Some people just command attention and some folks just mold into the background. I was put here on Earth to entertain. I can be loud, obnoxious, crass, rude, playful, tactless, and on occasion douse those characteristics with alcohol. I am also loving, caring, honest, loyal, intelligent, and gassy. Music plays second only to my kids. I am somewhat spiritual, and have been blessed with the knowledge that life is very short, and I live my life knowing this..COMPLETELY. I am not afraid of dying. In fact I welcome it. That's not to say I don't love life here in the aquarium. I just know that know matter how I go, painless or painful, there is something better on the otherside. We were all put here with lessons to learn, for better for worse-all of us equal, no matter what kind of car you drive, or where you live, or what color your skin is or if you have a penis or a vagina-OR BOTH!! I have planned to and still plan to stay on this quest for knowledge and wisdom until divinity takes me to another place and time. I have nothing but love for humanity, but have no love for man kind, politics, government, greed, or organized religion. So send me a note... Love and peace to all of you.