We haven't spoken to anyone in thousands of years, so we started talking to ourselves...
About Me
1. So what will we call you?
You'll probably call me Melissa, but that's not my name.2. And how old might you be?
283. Who sleeps in the same house as you?
My hubby and two red-headed fascist bastards named Leo and Nietzsche (they're cats, and they are bastards)5. Is love easy?
Is pimpin easy?6. What would you do if a teacher hit on you?
The same thing as if a non-teacher hit on me.7. Right now do you prefer a Strawberry Milkshake or a Banana Cupcake?
Why have either when I can have both?8. Is your cell phone in a 2 meter radius?
Yes, wait, what's a meter look like?10. What are you wearing?
Jammies.11. What color is the thing you are sitting on right now?
The "thing" I'm sitting on is called a chair and it's camouflage-colored.12. Are you doing this just because you're bored?
Uh huh.13. What is bothering you right now?
The cramp in my neck that bothers me everyday. (Time to see the chiropractor)14. Who do you think you're going to spend New Year's with?
Roger, Ryan, Kelly and maybe Carla. (I did spend this past New Year's with Roger, Ryan and Kelly, but unfortunately not Carla. Thanks, Ryan!)15. Was last New Year's enjoyable?
I don't remember, so, no? maybe? I'm sure it was fun.16. I'll betcha you miss someone right now?
you wanna put money on it?18.Can you type over 60 words per minute?
I doubt it. That's for "office people".19. Are you high?
on Jesus.20. McDonalds or KFC?
ok, let's be honest here. Put either one in front of me and I'll devour it, but then I'll feel disgusting and guilty, and I'll curse you for playing on my weaknesses. It's just best we don't go there.21. Krispy Kreme, dunkin donuts or Wendy's?
Wendy's, i don't like donuts.22. Target, Wal-Mart or K-Mart?
I love target and wal-mart equally for different reasons....ok, maybe target a little more.23. What color is your top?
Gray-y purpley-ish24. Does it have your favorite color in it?
No, my favorite is blue.25. Is there a high chance of you going to the movies any time soon?
I rent.26. Do you have cancer or diabetes?
Why would you ask such a question? Don't bring me down.27. How smart do you think you are?
I think i think i'm a lot smarter than i really am.28. Can you surf?
i'm still learning. I can stand up, yay!29. Are you scared by thriller/horror movies?
That depends on if it's "The Hills Have Eyes" or not.31. If there was a large spider in the room, would you stay?
Yes, after i dropped a dictionary on top of it. Then I wait several days for it to dry up, then I vaccuum it. Spiders are not cool!32. What time is it?
10 of the clock, nighttime.33. What do you wear to bed?
Nada.34. Would you ever become a vegetarian or even vegan?
I would love to be vegetarian, but i'd miss meat too much (not a sex joke. gawwd, you people are pervs!) I try to eat like a vegetarian who supplements their diet with small amounts of poultry and fish. Then I follow with 2 weeks of all steak, all day. It's a great system.35. Where are you right now?
Mi casa.37. What is your desktop picture?
One Roger took on our way home from SF of a dry valley landscape with power lines in like a solar negative mode. I think it's bitchin.38. Can you swim well?
Yes, my mom used to call me a water baby cuz i wouldn't get out of the water.39. Do you shop for clothes?
I would everyday if i could afford it.40. Where do you think your crush is right now?
Probably making a movie somewhere.41. And what are they doing?
Acting, duh42. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yeah, I'm just not sure of what exactly they are.43. Would you rather go to paris or tokyo?
I've never been to either so I'd be grateful at the chance to go at all.44. How about Melbourne or Rome?
See previous.45. Do you have a guitar in your house?
At least.46. Are you listening to music right now?
No, msnbc.47. Who else is in the room with you?
Nobody but us kittens.48. In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
I like both.50. How often do you get onto myspace/facebook?
Almost never, so friends, please forgive me if I ignore you on myspace. Just remember I do have a phone.51. How long can you go without your mobile phone?
I don't like to be without it.52. Do you have any enemies?
Why have enemies when you can have frenemies?53. What are you doing?
Do people usually do surveys and other stuff at the same time?54. Is your bed made out of metal or wood?
My bed is made out of "mattress".55. What does your tenth text say and from?
Don't know, don't care.56. How much cash is in your wallet?
Zero. 4 bucks in my purse i think.57. Ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
I don't think so, never really went for the fair-haired ones.60. Do you think long distance relationships are ever really worth it?
It's worth it if it's the real thing.61. What are you thinking right now?
i'm trying to answer these questions, and what else i can eat.62. When is the last time you made someone else cry?
That i knew about? i don't know, hopefully not recently. That's sad.64. What last made you sad?
Something on the news, depressing.65. Would you be able to date someone who had a kid with someone else?
A child wouldn't prevent me from dating someone, but then again i'm a woman and probably see things differently.66. Do you know anyone called Lucy?
No. why?67. Spoon or fork?
The obvious choice of course, a spork.68. Where did you last sleep other than your house?
The Palms in Vegas when I got married in September.69. What did you dream last night?
Don't remember last night, but the night before was so weird. People morphing into wolves and running around vegas i think, very strange.
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