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About Me

About Me:

Reynolds, Nebraska have a population of 88.
The mental prowess of Derren Brown amazes me no end.
The amount of time I've spent watching Jerry Springer is bordering on obsessive.
I like to talk to interesting people, and get so drunk I forget how to stand.
Tattoos ftw.
My record for three card draw on Solitaire is 44 seconds, take me on ;)
I would love to meet this delightfully foolish little man, so I could 'Intellectually Checkmate' him IRL.

No joke, I would sacrifice a limb to meet Chuck Palahniuk.

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My Blog

Haven’t done one of these in a while

So, what's the happyhapz then?All of the fonts on here are shoddy.It is 2:59am, and I am inconsolable.I use big words. Sometimes they are appropriate. Sometimes they are not.I'm under no illusion that...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:25:00 GMT

27 June

(Y)Class day.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 16:13:00 GMT

22nd/23rd June

James's 17th birthday consisted of blood, sick, drink spilling, and a certain drunken racist licking glass off the floor.Class night :D
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:14:00 GMT

Paris Hilton

'Reassigned' after only 5 days in prison?But now she has to stay at home, for the length of her original sentence.She made all this fuss about going to prison in the first place, there was hardly...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 08:37:00 GMT

nananana Good Charlotte

GOOD CHARLOTTE.fnbvjkfcnbgjknI can't even explain.Second person from the front, got Billy's towel, and sang my little heart out.Five years was well worth the wait.And Beat Union are pretty damn good t...
Posted by on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:39:00 GMT

today :))

Today was fuckin' raykaa.In short:Dafter made me a chocolate Wii remote. I've eaten it all already. FATTY.The Kate Moss clothes from Topshop are nasty, there's not even any reason for all this hype. I...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 15:51:00 GMT

'housekeeping' blog

recently i've really bought into the whole youtube phonomena. probably not a wise idea so close to exams, but if i fail, i'll just become a gypsy, travelling the country begging tourists to buy my pot...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:03:00 GMT

This weekend.

I suppose I should start with Friday night. Stayed back with Rach. I think my head is too big for her car. I keep hurting myself. We got ready, and went to Zizzi's, in town. There was a waiter, who wa...
Posted by on Sun, 07 May 2006 09:33:00 GMT

Ayyye.

Y'know what's good? Pasta. Oh, and ya marr, but we don't talk about that. &sex;
Posted by on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 12:31:00 GMT