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Guzman

Sit Next to the Crying Girl, You'll Feel Better

About Me

I'm Guzman, I love it when it rains, I have matching stigmata scars on either foot, and I hate fake people. I hope to some day build an empire of sorts, with a focus on the things in life that interest me most.

My Interests

Music, Lovecraft, the occult, horror, death, the macabre in general. Ancient and classical history, mythology. I'm a man who loves culture: Dominican (represent), Latin American, Spanish, Egyptian, Sumerian, Assyrian, Phoenician, Carthaginian, Celtic, Roman, Greek, Italian, Native American (general), Arab, Indian (from India), Persian. Medieval history, Arthurian Legends, paranoid Xtian thought processes, the Renaissance, ethnic jokes, seeing dumbasses get hurt, shit that goes BOOM, and most of all: Waiting for the light only to find NOTHING.

I'd like to meet:

Real people, people with some balls, people who do not readily surrender reason to "faith," people who don't live in a mental bubble of any sort, Lovecraft fans, musicians.Posers from any walk of life are not welcome here.

Music:

Try to make an attempt at a guess, then take the guess and shove it up your ass. TYPE O NEGATIVE , VENOM (Cronos has the evilest voice ever), CRADLE OF FILTH , MORBID ANGEL, MERCYFUL FATE, KING DIAMOND , MOONSPELL, DARKTHRONE, BLACK HARVEST, ASH , EMPEROR, BLACK SABBATH, SLAYER(Hell Awaits is just about my favorite album ever), AT THE GATES, ANATHEMA, BATHORY, PARADISE LOST, SISTERS OF MERCY, MOTORHEAD, GRAVE, DEATH, ENTOMBED, DISMEMBER, CARCASS, THE CURE, MY DYING BRIDE, NICK CAVE, NEVERMORE, ManOwaR, ABSU, ALGOL , SABBAT, Dehumanized , DVDA, MELECHESH, SAMAEL, AC/DC, BAUHAUS, JUAN LUIS GUERRA, CELTIC FROST, TODAY IS THE DAY, MESHUGGAH, SUMMON, MISFITS, SAMHAIM, CATHEDRAL, LIMBONIC ART, COVEN, BLUE OYSTER CULT, DEICIDE, THIN LIZZY, CORONER, PANTERA, JOY DIVISION, Tommorow's Victim , THE DOORS, KHOLD, NAGLFAR, AMORPHIS, SATYRICON, NIRVANA, LONDON AFTER MIDNIGHT, HYPOCRISY, BRUJERIA, AKERCOCKE, KREATOR,.....................and the list goes on FOREVER. Pain Artist

Movies:

Fight Club, The Omen, Robin Hood: Men In Tights, Godfather 1 and 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (orig.), Excalibur, Phantom of the Opera (w/ Lon Chaney), Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, Dumb and Dumber, Primal Fear, Robocop, House By The Cemetery, May, Phantasm, Nightmare Before Christmas, Scarface, To the Devil a Daughter, PCU, first two Planet of the Apes, Orgazmo, Suspiria, Interview With The Vampire, South Park: Bigger...., Super Troopers, Club Dread, Office Space, The Howling, Taxi Driver, Cannibal: The Musical!, High Tension, and more

Television:

South Park, The Twilight Zone, Married With Children, Simpsons, Jamie Kennedy eXperiment, The Food Network, Law and Order, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, OZ

Books:

Lovecraft, Marlowe, Shakespeare, Goethe, Poe, Brian Lumley, J.D. Salinger, Arthur Miller, Homer, Virgil, Herodotus (Father of History baby), Aristophanes, Robert E. Howard, Milton (Paradise Lost=greatest piece of lit EVER) .....blah blah blah

Heroes:

Me mum and dad, Ania, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, Lovecraft, Penn & Teller, Cthulhu, Bill Hicks, James Randi

My Blog

Coming Soon, Very Soon

Howard Phillips Productions
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

Then and Now, My Taste in Music

Back when I was in High School the world of metal was a much different place.  It may only be five years since I graduated but the Metal scene has changed.   THEN:  I was REALLY REALLY ...
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:45:00 PST

You know what cracks me up? People catching fire on TV.

When people catch fire on TV.  What fucking dumbasses!  What are they thinking?  "harro America, oh, I'm going to shoh off fo deh camra, spin flaming nunchuckes"  [catches fire] "o...
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Sat, 06 May 2006 01:30:00 PST

Why do People Believe Such Lies?

Okay, I don't know about you, but Judeo-Xtian beliefs just don't make sense to me, here are a few questions I have, questions that need answer *How could people believe the first man and woman lived s...
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 03:58:00 PST

Soundtrack to Guzman (Stolen from Goumba)

Sountrackopening credits: Ave Satani Theme from The Omen waking-up scene: "Black Dawn" - Grave average-day scene: "Black Grave" - Ash best friend scene: "Die Hard" - Venom first-date scene: "Lord...
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:35:00 PST

Career/Occupational Inspiration From Horror Movies

Can you find the answers to questions such as "what do I want to do with my life?" in a horror movie, well, lets see, here goes nothing----------------> Phantasm:  Mortician House by the Cemet...
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 05:10:00 PST

Check it out Fuckers, I'm a Prophet (Nostradamus ain't got shit on me)

In the Hour of Buckwheatwe shall see Mickey devour PlutoThink about that one why don't you
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 12:54:00 PST

Looking for a New Musical Project to help with my boredom

Extreme Metal Vocalist, with experience and a decent range, looking to start a new semi-serious Death Metal/Black Metal hybrid project.  Taste is not much of a matter, I'm looking for open-minded...
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 05:05:00 PST

Enough with the fucking fake-ass "Metal" language

Next person to tell me to "keep it brutal", "stay metal" or fucking salutes me with a "Hails" is getting kicked in the nuts. So many people in the metal scene today are abusing archaic language simpl...
Posted by Guzman 'Umr at-Tawil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST