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About Me

i'm a cold hearted alcoholic superhero with a deadly vocabulary, minor delusions, geographical schizophrenia, and serious addictions to disposable cameras.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jerks. bailers.

My Blog

If People Knew Stuff About Stuff

  ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />  They would know the following:   Alan Greenspan said earlier this week 'I've always tied tax cuts to spend...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:45:00 GMT

love affair spoiler: Gawker meets Page Six

Ever notice that gAWKer sounds AWKward? It's especially awkard when you find out number 75,832 on your list of short lived romances was just married - to a beautiful leggy brazilian (of course). I wou...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:50:00 GMT

i love desert

Can you recall the exact moment that magic ended? It's hard to pinpoint in most relationships, it's a slow decline, following the plot line denouement, and while the last time my heart was capable of ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:07:00 GMT

July, July, Jew Lie. . . .

fuck july. this used to be one of my best months. i remember late night summer kisses on wet grass and hot pavement.  Stalking beaches in thunderstorms riding tides of malbec.  Embracing lon...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:00:00 GMT

sense

she's on the corner asking for directions again running on a tangent now layering maps and stitching plans pawning stardust and fortune cookies for a gleam in a wrinkled frame she's walking on the edg...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 23:25:00 GMT

Tomorrow!

The beginning of interstate madness, lots of architecture nerdness, an overstock of cowboy boots, camping, blues, the ghosts of augie march and dean moriarty, set to the soundtrack of the Boss. *and a...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:00:00 GMT

white people are jerks( and republicans too)

fact? Hillary is wildly popular in her "home" state, ny.  Especially in Westchester where she is a bit of a local icon.  I haven't taken an official poll but out of everyone I know, mostly...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:48:00 GMT

NErd

i love google.  they've given us super stalker technology, the best email ever and the lovely sketchup.  i think it made me zaha hadid in 30 seconds or less. awesome.
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:30:00 GMT

roo

after spending months denouncing bonnaroo for being a dirty hippie fest and pouting that this place is turning into a ghost town for the weekend i've turned coat.  the lovely lindsey is providing...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:09:00 GMT

A love letter and a sad farewell

For almost a year we spent practically every day together.  People always said we looked great together.  Sometimes I think they wished you were theirs.  Maybe now you are. All i know i...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:18:00 GMT